After Danzo Had a Daughter Who Was a Walking Disaster

Once, Danzo had a lofty goal: to become Hokage by any means necessary. Then he suddenly found the daughter his ex-girlfriend had left on his doorstep.

As his troublesome daughter grew older, Danzo wanted nothing more than to retire as soon as possible.

#WhatDoIDoIfIWantToPutMyDaughterInASackAndBeatHerUp#

The miserable double agent was reborn before the story's ending. He was still trying to figure out how to convince his clan elder brother, who had died young, to join the Miserable Alliance, when a goofball showed up in the village and threw all his plans into disarray.

Yuki Yu's daily life: Doing his best to make life more fun. Itachi really can do everything!

Itachi's daily life: Outwitting an opponent who doesn't exist. Yuki Yu really is devious and cunning, but he won't fool me that easily!

*As usual, this is an outline-free story that goes wherever it wants. It's a goofy troublemaking story, told in third person.

*The pairing will most likely be that double agent, barring unforeseen circumstances. A tiny, tiny chance of an unexpected pairing remains. Romance is not the focus.

*The timeline may differ. If you miss the original, please turn left at the door and go reread it.

Theme: When a problem seems impossible to solve, don't panic or get stuck in a rut. Take a step back and relax. You may find a better solution when you least expect it.