The Curious Notebook

Advance notice: The novel will be serialized starting this Friday, March 19. There will be three chapters that day, so your support is welcome~ I have a notebook. Once, when I happened to write down a problem that was bothering me, "replies from netizens" suddenly appeared, just like on Baidu Knows or Zhihu Q&A. So I call it the "Mysterious Notebook." #My pen pals' thoughts are so erratic that I can never keep up with them# #My pen pals have convinced me that I'm not living in a peaceful village, but playing a game of Spy vs. Spy# #Turns out there's really a bunch of sinister people around me :)# --Today my clan cousin asked me a ridiculous question: which matters more, the village or the clan? What the hell does that have to do with me? I'm on my own, so I only have to feed myself. The world is vast, and of course I'm the most important person in it. If the clan disappears, I'll move outside clan territory. If the village disappears, I'll move to the city! Come talk philosophy with me after the world ends, okay? Someone who doesn't want to be a captain (a certain public official): This reveals two things. Your village is troubled, and there's a rift between your clan and your village. Your cousin favors the village. The rebel leader who doesn't want to be a prince: Hmph. Wipe them all out, and you'll get to call all the shots. The ant king who doesn't want to rule the world: Does he have a thing for you? The human observer who doesn't want to get dragged into trouble: Then ask him: if you and the village both fell into the water, who would he save first? The suicidal (censored) enthusiast: Wow, that's awful. Why not come (censored) with me? The split-personality patient who hates to lose: The first and third floor are right. The second is worth considering. The rest are idiots. The god who doesn't want to be a psychic: Stay calm. Me: ??? What is this, some kind of fantasy Seven Dragon Balls? Warnings: * OOC and major changes to canon. If you don't like that, click the X. * I'll write whatever comes to mind. I just suddenly felt like writing this. Theme: Strive hard and create a beautiful life.