My Golden Finger Is a Gacha Machine

It went like this: I was so angry that I tossed and turned for days, unable to sleep. The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, and then, somehow, I kicked the bucket. Resentful that my death had saved the despicable Yuan Youjin a bit of debt, I came back to life.

Good news: I'm reborn in my youth, back to my glorious chuunibyou years.

Bad news: I've landed in the chaotic world of the ninjas, and outside, the ninja who's been hunting down his enemies is getting ready to burn down the mountain.

Good news: I have a golden finger, a gacha machine that can summon all kinds of characters to save the day.

Bad news: It's Yuan Youjin's gacha machine, with no banners at all, and it's almost ready to run away.

I'm so furious I'm practically twisting myself into knots: You bastard, you won't leave me alone even after you're dead! (roars)

*First-person narration. Written on a whim; I haven't figured out the plot yet, and it might be pretty bad.

*Inspired by a post I came across on a book site: "Reborn in xx before the endless point redemption system."

*There will be a CP. Romance fans never admit defeat!

*I'll reference xx's point banners, but I've missed too many, so I'll make my own.

Theme: People should learn to stay cheerful and optimistic, and to comfort themselves instead of wearing themselves down