If I Can't Escape the GG Curse, I'll Wipe Everyone Out

What kind of unlucky soul is destined to get stabbed to death twice?

That unlucky soul is me, hahaha! (Completely lost it!)

I finally came back from the dead, only to realize I was about to kick the bucket. Asked how I feel right now?

If I can't live, then every last one of you can die!

I just transmigrated, and I'm already six years old. My surname is Uchiha. Shisui is about a year away from dying, and Itachi's massacre of the clan is roughly two years away.

Good news: I successfully stopped Shisui from dying.

Bad news: Things haven't gotten any better.

Guess I'll lie flat.

Can't lie flat at all. The more I think about it, the angrier I get, so I decide to do something big.

No golden finger, no powerful backer, no incredible abilities. What can I do?

Expose everything! If I can't survive, then no one else gets to live in peace either!

#Breaking: The eye Shisui the Teleporter lost was actually for that man!#

#Who would've guessed? Konoha's youngest hero is him!#

#The Tailed Beasts You Didn't Know: Is the Nine-Tails really so irritable because of its so-called mating season?#

Good news: Starting a newspaper makes me happy, and my net worth keeps rising. The Uchiha massacre has gone from "about to happen" to "undecided."

Bad news: It's not just my savings that are growing. So is the bounty on my head. People are trying to expose my secret identity every day!

* First-person narration, a wild ride, amateurish writing, and OOC warning.

* The author has a terrible memory. Anything that differs from the original is considered an adaptation. If you need to refresh your memory of the original, please go reread it.

* Relevant content will come with advance warnings.

* Sasuke's role is taken, but this isn't an effortless power fantasy.

* The entire story is already written. Pairing with Madara, but no romance scenes in the main story.

Theme: Don't be afraid of change. Even a butterfly can stir up a storm.