The Six-Eyed God's Distillery Diary

[The next story, Gojo Says No to the Slacker System, is currently updating. See my author page~] [This isn’t pure wish fulfillment. The setting has angst, but the story itself is sweet, and from here on it’s all doting!] What if the Six-Eyed Divine Child hadn’t grown up safely in the Gojo family, but had instead fallen into the hands of the Black Organization and become a test subject? What would you do then? After being tricked into undergoing a bunch of experiments as a child, little Gojo finally awakened his Limitless and used his “turtle shell” to drive away all the researchers. Gritting his teeth, he declared: “There isn’t a single good person in this organization!” The Whiskey Trio would like to say a few words about that... * Will a divine child raised in darkness have a [proper sense of right and wrong]? [Burdened by the twin shackles of experimental aftereffects and cursed restraints], can the strongest jujutsu sorcerer still stand supreme in heaven and earth? Gojo: I’m ruthless. I’ve killed countless people. Scotch: So cute. Gojo: I was being controlled. I had no choice. Bourbon: I believe you. Gojo: ??? His attempts at intimidation failed, and instead he ended up with several caretakers. The watered-down fake booze chose to switch sides online, the Black Organization partied hard, and they wrecked the distillery with more villainy than the villains themselves! Wait! He’s already this strong. Why isn’t he going back to the Gojo family? What’s he still doing here? You think his disappearance and the experiments were terrible accidents. Who’s to say they weren’t part of a plan? What you think was a chance encounter might have been carefully arranged all along. The strongest white-haired man smiled meaningfully. “Who knows?” * [Reader’s Guide] * Gojo-centered, everyone’s platonic, no couples. The entire police academy group is saved. * The main setting is the detective world. Some elements and characters from Jujutsu Kaisen will gradually be incorporated into the cursed energy system. There are countless headcanons and many plot holes, so don’t examine it too closely. * The author loves happy endings. Although the setup is a little angsty and the characters will face plenty of hardships as they grow, I’m sorry if the angst gets to you, but this is a sweet story (I’m sure of it). * Gojo is younger here than he is as a high school student. His personality differs because of his upbringing. If you think he’s out of character, then you’re right, so read at your own risk. Note: The liquor name is Liqueur, a category of sweet alcoholic drinks. [Blurb for Gojo Says No to the Slacker System] While 275 was busy working overtime to save the world, a Slacker System suddenly appeared. Curious little Gojo: Systems are usually for protagonists, so you’ve got a good eye. What’s the main quest? System: Become a qualified slacker! Gojo: ...Huh? This lousy jujutsu world is doomed! System: Host has worked for more than 48 hours straight. Stamina -10. System: Host has not slept for 8 hours. Please set aside your workaholic tendencies and get enough rest! Gojo: Gojo-sensei is a key NPC in this world. There’s no time to rest. As the strongest jujutsu sorcerer exorcises curses while suffering a health-draining debuff, teetering on the brink of death from overwork, the Slacker System finally loses patience and whisks him off to another world: Who cares if the sky falls? Go on vacation and enjoy yourself! Gojo: Tsk, the villains in this world are a lot stronger? That sounds so familiar it’s making me sick... System: First figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg. Don’t let your sense of responsibility run wild! - [Touken Ranbu] No. 1 in the popularity rankings for vacation worlds An unknown sword spirit appears in the citadel’s sword registry, and quietly tags along whenever a team sets out on a mission. [Natsume’s Book of Friends] No. 1 in the popularity rankings for healing worlds The name of a giant cat demon appears in the Book of Friends, and he always manages to save Natsume from danger at just the right moment. [Inuyasha] No. 1 in the classic character revival rankings A half-demon picks up a little cat who’s on the verge of death, only to discover that the cat is his older brother’s male betrothed (?) Wait, do all you demons get this freaky? - While his stamina plummets, he saves the world with only a sliver of health left, and across dimensions he makes friends and becomes everyone’s beloved darling, whom they can’t help worrying about. Gojo: Hey, you know what? Even after leaving the jujutsu world, Gojo-sensei’s life is still super exciting! Theme: Even when raised in darkness and mire, one will still naturally grow toward the light