A Guide to Schooling During the Spiritual Qi Revival

[Blurb]

At the tail end of an ordinary winter break, spiritual qi suddenly revived across the world.

With the college entrance exams facing urgent reforms, some people were at their wits' end, while others rubbed their hands together, eager to give it a try.

In the blink of an eye, the already lively Mingcheng International Academy grew even more chaotic. The class leading the charge was East One, Class Five, where Lin Luoqi studied. Its whole vibe gradually became more and more bizarre:

The girls' dormitory nearly got struck by lightning in the middle of the night, and the school hurried over.

The people outside froze when they pushed open the door. So did the lightning spirit-root class representative, who was cooking inside. She quickly raised both hands, her eyes full of innocence.

"Teacher, we didn't use any high-powered appliances."

At midnight, everyone in the dorm was punished with frog jumps.

Downstairs, their puppets hopped along without so much as changing expression, while Lin Luoqi and the others were secretly munching on chicken feet in the dark, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Strange noises rang out one after another during language class, and someone nearly got bitten by a dog.

The professional instructor finally lost patience. "I've told you all, the basic word order in beast language is subject-object-verb! H changes form when it meets W! I keep stressing that friendly words and hostile words sound alike, so you have to make yourself clear to avoid misunderstandings! If you call a little dog a mutt, who else is it going to bite?"

"For every beginner's beast-language word, read each sound aloud two hundred times tomorrow, record a video, and submit it to the Daily Classroom!"

After class, Lin Luoqi's desk was surrounded so completely that no one could get near it. Everyone wanted to borrow one of her puppets.

She paused. "I can do that, but it'll cost extra."

During flight class, a student smugly pulled out a wooden sword and bragged, "The practice swords the school hands out are such junk! Look at this premium wood I found on the back hill this morning. It's a little splintery, but my grandpa spent all afternoon sanding it smooth..."

Before he could finish, a student with a bruised face came over, trembling with rage. "So that's why I couldn't find it anywhere on the back hill! You little punk! That's my latest Lightyear 3000 limited-edition commemorative broom!"

"Aaaah! You bastard! I'm calling the police!"

That day, the East and West campuses held their long-awaited duel. During the activity period in afternoon body-tempering class, they had a thrilling algae-ball showdown.

Along the way, a student from the West campus accidentally yanked off a Ministry of Education official's wig and started twirling it around, showing off. It was deemed an act of provocation against a school leader, earning the student a major demerit and a public reprimand before the entire school.

A few students had their conduct points completely wiped out, and both classes were banned from flying on campus for a week.

[Third day of the flying ban... Empty... Lonely... Cold... I wonder how my darling sword is doing right now TvT Has the principal been treating you well, my precious!!! (sobbing) (twisting) (screaming) (crawling around in the dark) Where is Lin Luoqi! Summon Lin Luoqi! Can you make me a sword puppet so I can gaze at it and think of my sword TvT]

Lin Luoqi replied: [Heh. Get lost, would you? :) I'm not Doraemon.]

[Bonus Scene]

Everyone in East One, Class Five was tone-deaf, and their professional instructor had given up. Music class had turned into free time, plain and simple.

One day, bored, they secretly listened in through the window while the class next door was having a lesson. Gradually, they became entranced.

Student A: "Oh, so this is what it feels like to have perfect pitch!"

Student B: "It reminds me of the days before I became twisted and unhinged..."

Student C: "No wonder villains in cartoons briefly regain a shred of humanity when they hear someone sing. Damn it! I want to kiss all these people who can sing!"

Lin Luoqi offered her sharp review: "I think you're really crazy. You'll kiss anything..."

#Who isn't crazy these days#

#The hilarious daily life of East One Class Five#

#Why has everyone's mental state gotten even more unhinged after the spiritual qi revival#

A goofy ensemble comedy starring people with minor issues.

Theme: Study hard and make progress every day.