[Western Crossover] Three Babies Dropped from the Sky: Where Can Bruce Run?

As the father of three children, Bruce never dreamed that one day he would receive such a surprise.

Triplets.

And they were his. The moment the blonde beauty showed up at the gates of Wayne Manor with three children, Bruce knew something was wrong.

When the strong-armed beauty came crying and asking to see Bruce, Alfred could barely keep the corners of his mouth from twitching.

"Oh! No wonder he's Batman! Those genes are strong!" Dick said.

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Bruce never imagined that his three adorable sons would grow up to become such a worry.

They didn't become the child prodigies you find in novels. Instead, they became troublemakers!

The eldest, XX, is an Arkham inmate-in-waiting who is obsessed with becoming an ordinary person. He often suggests dissecting his younger brothers with a perfectly expressionless face. Batman has already drafted Plans A, B, and C!

The second, XXX, seems to have anger issues and beats up his brothers at the drop of a hat. Since he can't beat the eldest, the little punk can only bully the youngest!

The youngest, XXXX, seems to have an underdeveloped cerebellum and a completely undeveloped brain. After his second brother threw him over his shoulder, he rubbed his head, stood up with a silly grin, and somehow... well, at least he has one redeeming quality: an incredibly tough body! Years of beatings have made him strong!

The three children have already made the Bat family go bald, and then the arrival of the little demon Damian sends the household war into full swing!

Oh, poor Bruce. What is he going to do now?

1. Just entertaining myself. I suddenly thought of this premise and it seemed so fun. Saving it for later, maybe I'll write it someday.

2. Writing this out of love!

3. (Rubs chin) Though, if nobody reads it, I probably won't start writing it. (Actually started the next day...) Maybe I'll suddenly start if it gets enough bookmarks?

4. Blurb written on May 4, 2024.

Theme: Don't rush into raising kids. It'll wear you out and make your brain hurt.