[Genshin Impact] Just Another Inazuma NPC

[No CP, beloved by everyone, family-focused. Dedicated to saving characters from tragic deaths and angst.]

[Goofy humor and OOC abound, with plenty of wild speculation about the original characters.]

[My kind of happy ending. I'm just a basic reader who loves happy endings!]

You are a gacha addict who loves pulling all kinds of items and never pays any attention to your own stats or talents.

After starting to play the game Second Life, you see its bottomless gacha pool and the golden-tier legends within, and decide to devote everything in the game to them.

Aside from the golden-tier legends, the pool is full of talents and stats that are useless to you.

You nonchalantly choose [Skip] and [Auto-Equip], never noticing that you are quietly changing.

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You equip the "Ah, That's Chilly" aura and beat up some Tenryou Commission soldiers.

The officer who rushes over looks at your face, with its [999+] appearance stat, and says, "Everyone, let's calmly think this through. Is he really in the wrong?"

You are acquitted. The soldiers you beat black and blue even give you a huge pile of Mora, but you don't care and move on to the next quest that can earn you gacha currency.

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You equip the "Great Sage's Hair" aura and discover that you can make a copy of yourself just by pulling out a strand of hair.

So, for a while, you can be found working at various shops throughout Inazuma City.

When people wonder why they can see you in different shops at the same time, you smile and advise them to eat more carrots to improve their eyesight.

In the end, this aura breaks during a domain about a puppet. To get a certain puppet to say, "Beelzebul, I have completed a combined master's and doctoral program," you cut off your long hair, create countless copies of yourself, and shut down the Core.

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You equip the "If We're Bros, Come Hit Me" aura and use your iron-hard body to block Raiden Shogun's umpteenth slash.

When a certain Anemo guy sincerely thanks you, you pull out your Kamera.

"My quest is to find someone named Kaedehara ○ha and get him to say something."

"Please, I'm just one 'Heavenly Emperor's Gift' short of a ten-pull."

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Anyway, once you've collected all the golden-tier legends, you discover that you have a whole bunch of inexplicable guardians and friends.

They always look at you as if to say, "You've been through so much," making you feel like you've died several times over.

But isn't dying in a game perfectly normal?

Reader's Guide:

1. My version of the male lead is an absolute beauty, and there will be goofy cross-dressing scenes. If that's not your thing, please don't read.

2. Includes forum-style posts from Genshin Impact players, so expect forum sections.

3. The protagonist is a cutting board that has gained sentience, and swallows both real and fake blades.

4. Timeline? What's that? For players, there are only domains. (Smirk)

5. The story starts in Inazuma, with my own version of the butterfly effect.

Theme: Give us a perfect ending.