[Western Crossover] A Pay-to-Win Player’s Chronicle of Wiping Out Characters

[Advance notice: Unless anything unexpected happens, this novel will go premium on March 27. After that, updates will follow the rankings.] Blurb: You’re terrible at games, and one day you receive a strange package from your younger brother. Inside, you find a game disc and an instruction manual longer than your life. The miserable programmer howls over the phone, begging you to please become the game’s first tester. It’s just a little pixel-art game, but its remarkably high level of freedom catches your interest. The game doesn’t need a walkthrough! You promptly toss out the long, tedious lore book and confidently start the game, intent on hoeing up the entire map. What’s this? A flying, three-colored little guy! I want it! What’s this? A big, pitch-black kitty! I want it! What’s this? A smiling cabbage head! I want it so badly!!! The superheroes have been exhausted lately. While they’re working themselves to the bone on night patrol, fighting monsters, and fending off aliens, a dog that wrecks the house has appeared at home. He crawls around in the shadows, leaps all over the place, drifts as he walks, and swings a broom right into your face! What’s even more exhausting is that this thing is so frail and easy to hurt that if you punch him, you’ll have to get down on your knees and beg him not to die. The superheroes: Say it again: Luthor can go to hell! Luthor, saddled with the blame out of nowhere: ??? I have no idea where that thing came from either! Just because it’s a clone doesn’t mean you can pin it on me! The world’s consciousness, lurking in the shadows and watching the screen, clicked the dislike button. A word from the pigeon: A record of crashing into people. Who’s getting crashed into? Oh, it’s Batman, Superman, the superheroes, the supervillains, the pigeon writing this, and you reading it~ P.S. 1. The timeline is all over the place. Canon detectives, enter at your own risk. 2. Written on a whim, with no outline. It probably won’t be very long. 3. The superheroes in this story are not involved in any improper relationships. The protagonist’s avatar is a clone, so don’t take the player’s trash talk seriously. 4. Silly and lighthearted. The player will have many accounts (secret identities) and may retire some of them. If it’s not your thing, stop reading in time. 5. This isn’t a typical game, nor is its monetization typical. Any illogical elements are the author’s fault. The superheroes belong to the original creators; any out-of-character behavior is my fault. 6. The author is a pigeon. Update schedule: follows the rankings when ranked, weekly updates when unranked, with occasional bonus chapters. Be cautious before jumping in, everyone. I don’t mind if you wait until it’s complete before reading. 7. Upcoming titles: Genshin Impact: A Guide to Building Teyvat and The Boy in Crime Alley. Theme: A hymn to love and courage