Romance Choices: Live and Stir Up Trouble

You're a player in a dating game. You can be male or female, take the lead or be pursued. You're a six-sided all-rounder when it comes to dating games.

One day, you open a newly released historical dating game, Let's Fall in Love! Historical Celebrities~. According to the developers, players can pursue multiple routes at once, achieve thousands of endings, and get choices tailored to their preferences using big data based on their previous decisions.

You clench your fist in excitement. If the developers are making such big promises, then you have to let loose and pull off something huge to show them just how wild the players can get!

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You spot Liu Che and Wei Qing out in the wild. You choose:

a. Go up and say hello, asking what they're doing here.

b. Whistle at them to get their attention, then give them a wicked smile.

c. Shout, "My destined wife!" and throw your arms around Wei Qing.

d. Look them over, make a face like you're shipping them, say "tsk, tsk," and walk away.

The player looks at the four choices and suddenly gives a wicked smile. Only kids have to choose. Adults get everything!

So the player presses b, c, a, and d. First, they whistle to get their attention and give them a wicked smile. Then they shout, "My destined wife!" and throw their arms around Wei Qing. Next, they get up as if nothing happened and ask what the two of them are doing there. Finally, they look them over, make a face like they're shipping them, say "tsk, tsk," and walk away.

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You spot Ying Zheng out on the street by himself. You choose:

a. Confidently walk up and shout, "Hey! Wifey~"

b. Rush over, grab his leg, and shout, "Father, please adopt me!"

c. Casually walk behind him, smack his bottom, then sprint eight hundred meters to make your daring escape.

d. ____________ (Players, fill this in yourselves.)

A little lightbulb suddenly flashes above the player's head!

Content warnings:

1. Probably written in first person. The player likely has no name and no gender.

2. The blurb is the story itself. If you can't accept it after reading the blurb, don't test your limits. Let's part on good terms. No need to tell me you're dropping it, thanks.

3. Let me say it again: this is a wildly chaotic, evil-for-fun story. The player's choices are decided by the author rolling dice or by reader votes. If you can accept the blurb, come on in and join us mischief-makers~

4. The author is just stirring things up. This is not proper history! It's not rigorous! No history buffs or plot purists, please, and no arguing. Thanks.

5. A fun story for fun people with fun-loving souls. Just enjoy the ride, and may Buddha bless you.

Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon in love.