[Western Crossover] The Sims, but Make It Gotham

Why has the Joker grown a fish tail? Why is Loki dressed in a costume? Why is Lucifer performing by a swimming pool? Why has Trigon moved into a maternity care center? Why has Hydra opened a nightclub? Why has Arkham become an influencer spa? Why has Crime Alley been turned into Gotham’s matchmaking corner? Welcome to the special exposé, "Pink Boots Rule the World"! It all began when a woman in pink rain boots forcibly moved in next door to Wayne Manor Allison: A life simulation game tester, a human modding machine, and a menace to the entire world. Batman: Stop the Pink Boots Group from expanding, stop the Robins from joining it one after another, stop Justice League colleagues from being led astray by it… Forget it, he can’t stop them. The Robin crew: Oscillating between “That’s so cool!” and “Batman’s going to die of rage!” Then they look around and realize Jason has become the most promising “good kid” in the family. The Avengers: From shocked to unbothered to joining because they can’t beat her. They have no choice but to give in. The villains: From laughing uproariously to weeping bitterly, all it takes is one visit from the heroine. Zero risk, zero pay, and a negative salary. (Truly zero. Truly negative.) A note from the back row: 1. No romance. 2. Not friendly to villains, with plenty of insane antics. 3. Very absurd. 4. Some parts won’t perfectly match the game’s setting… Just pretend she has cheats enabled! 5. It never turns into the real world later on. The entire story stays in the player’s perspective. A recommendation for a friend’s fic: "Want to Try Hunting Demons in Beika?" It’s a very rare pairing, with a happy ending: Nurarihyon no Mago × Detective Conan. The dry humor of an Onmyoji police officer and a yokai detective working together is such a treat! Here’s the blurb: Hiromitsu Morofushi spent the first twenty-five years of his life as a materialist. He believed in science, got into a prestigious university, passed the rigorous selection process to join the Public Security Bureau, and used his most logical, rational mind to survive in the shadows. Then one day, the organization’s boss had a sudden idea and decided to add a member codenamed Armagnac to the Whiskey group. Scotch got along with this coworker because they seemed to share a wavelength (?) and struck up a good friendship. Then the next evening, he found himself fighting yokai on a rooftop with his new coworker. Huh? You’re kidding. Yokai actually exist? Hanaikai Mamiru, codenamed Armagnac: They do. 0.0 - After the Whiskey group disbanded, Bourbon was assigned a new partner. Before then, all he knew about his new coworker Cognac was that he was a dog-training expert, the owner of Armagnac the loyal dog, a compulsive liar and con artist, and someone who worked odd jobs everywhere. Then one night, while the two of them were investigating a case in the mountains, he discovered that his new partner was, in fact, a real Onmyoji. So why did he have to carry firearms and fight yokai when they were only supposed to be investigating an ordinary case? All those mysterious claims about his actual job weren’t a scam after all? Hanaikai Ryuji, codenamed Cognac: I told you yokai were real, but you wouldn’t believe me. You’re so hard to get along with, nothing like Mamiru at all. == - Several months after undercover Public Security agent Scotch killed himself, Rei Furuya saw Hiromitsu Morofushi again. His childhood friend was breathing, his heart was beating, and he looked as if nothing had ever happened. He had barely had a few days to enjoy their reunion when the Onmyoji men who had brought Hiro back to life handed him a new assignment. Hanaikai Ryuji: I’ve already helped you two make up and live happily together, so you can help me out a little too. Like helping me get over my unrequited love. Rei Furuya: ? You and your loyal dog aren’t dating? Hanaikai Ryuji: ? How would I know? Theme: Build a civilized community and create a beautiful ecosystem.