Sickly Beauty, Why Tease Me If You Won't Marry Me?

Bai Shuang is about to die.

Thinking about how he'd never been in love made him feel a little regretful. So when he discovered he was interested in that black leopard, Bai Shuang started pursuing him in a laid-back way, teasing him now and then. He turned a seemingly cold but actually adorably clueless big cat into a lovestruck fool who dreamed of buying a wedding ring.

What he didn't know was that, in the leopard's heart, this was a sweet first love. For Bai Shuang, it was a damn sunset romance.

Bai Shuang never expected that, after being cold-hearted for thousands of years, he'd fall for a little leopard. When the little black leopard knelt on one knee, eyes full of devotion and shyness, and held up a ring, Bai Shuang finally admitted bitterly: he regretted it.

But it was too late. The innocent, sweet little black leopard had gone dark.

The darkened little black leopard took to building all sorts of little black rooms and silver handcuffs for him. When loyal subordinates burst in to rescue him, Bai Shuang sat on the bed with his hair loose and a robe draped over him, and sighed fondly: "I did something wrong and made him angry. What can I do? Let him have his way."

He acted so convincingly like a frail, meek, harmless invalid.

A frail, sickly old monster bottom who's about to die and just wants to lie flat x a taciturn big cat top who only wants to lick his wife's fur

Bai Shuang: "I've got a sweet little black cake~"

Feng Ye: "Miao!"

P.S. Gods and spirits of all kinds appear in droves! A Chinese-Western mashup! Mountains of personal worldbuilding! Nonsense from beginning to end! Don't take it seriously!

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