The book’s chapters 18 through 35 have been converted to paid chapters. If you’ve already read them, please don’t buy them again. Thank you for your support! OVO
Xie Zhusheng transmigrates into a melodramatic danmei novel as a green-tea cannon-fodder character who’s hopelessly in love with the husky-like male side character. Guided by the principle of cherishing life and keeping his distance from important characters in the original story, Xie Zhusheng carefully chooses a dating reality show with ordinary contestants and keeps his head down while earning money.
Then he runs into the husky-like male side character and the main couple.
On the first day of the dating show’s livestream, the husky-like male side character drags Xie Zhusheng into the bathroom and threatens him viciously. “You chased me all the way onto a dating show? Ha! Listen up, Xie!”
“I’d touch anyone but you, and I’d love anyone but you!”
Xie Zhusheng, utterly hopeless: “...I just wanted to say your mic is on.”
Apart from the second male lead’s bizarre outburst, Xie Zhusheng notices that the main top’s gaze seems a little off, too, and the main bottom’s smile is also kind of strange.
Xie Zhusheng lounges peacefully: I don’t care. I’m just here to get a free meal.
...But why are you all fighting to take me on dates?!
The main top’s voice is low. “Shengsheng, will you be the person who watches the stars with me?”
The main bottom smiles warmly. “Zhusheng, I want to cover our bedroom walls with your paintings.”
The husky-like male side character grits his teeth. “Xie, you dare turn down the doll I went through hell to win for you?!”
Xie Zhusheng: “...” Wait, what kind of twisted turn is this?
·
Lu Shen discovers that he seems to be able to hear the thoughts of that handsome young man.
On the first day he’s bundled off to a dating show by his mother, he enters a seaside cottage and meets Xie Zhusheng’s eyes for the first time. Xie Zhusheng politely says, “Hello.”
Then his mind erupts in a scream: Aaaaaah, how is he so handsome?! How can even his Adam’s apple be this charming?!
Lu Shen looks again at the cool, aloof young man in front of him, who gazes back with an innocent expression.
? A hallucination?
After a series of tests, Lu Shen confirms that he can hear Xie Zhusheng’s thoughts whenever he’s within three meters of him.
And so begins his hilarious daily routine of being unwillingly (not really) subjected to Xie Zhusheng’s split-personality antics.
The belt of Lu Shen’s robe is loose. Xie Zhusheng praises him openly: “Brother Lu, those abs are incredible!”
In his heart, he’s going wild: Such a great body! I wish he’d be my nude model!
Lu Shen’s expression turns complicated.
He wears a formal suit, and Xie Zhusheng sits beside him with a smile. “Brother Lu, you look so handsome.”
In his heart, he’s weeping: But he’ll never be mine. He can’t hold me, kiss me, or dote on me!
Lu Shen silently considers: It’s not impossible...
Until one day, Xie Zhusheng gazes at another male contestant for a long time and thinks, I want to see him in a white coat...
Lu Shen leaps to his feet. “No, you don’t!”
Xie Zhusheng: “?”
Everyone: “...”
Lu Shen grits his teeth: This little menace is impossible. I have to claim him myself before he wreaks havoc on the rest of the world!
A bottom who seems like a cold beauty but is full of inner monologue and snark × a cold CEO who gradually turns into a doting husband
P.S. The top can hear the bottom’s thoughts early on, and they end up turning him gay against his will.
One-on-one pairing. No betting on who ends up with whom.
The original characters’ perspectives:
Husky-like male side character: I’m pursuing my love on a dating show, and now I’m headed for a painful breakup.
Gentle, scheming main bottom: I’ve fallen for my nemesis.
Cold, domineering main top: This man is ridiculously sweet.
#ThreeMenAndEightPlots#
[Coming Soon]
My Betrothed Ran Away Again
Huo Yu never imagined that one day someone would mistake him for a rideshare driver.
He watched the dazed young man climb into his car and casually order, “Mister, take me to the nearest hospital, please.”
Huo Yu replied coldly, “I’m not a taxi. Get out.”
After a pause, he added, “And I’m not a mister.”
The young man looked confused and innocent. “I know. Are you not a person?”
Huo Yu: “...What’s wrong with you?”
“I got poisoned by mushrooms...” The young man held his own head. “Mister, drive slowly. I’m going to spill!”
Huo Yu: “Spill what? The water in your head?”
“Milk tea!” the young man whined. “You’re going to spill the sweet me out of the cup!”
Huo Yu: “...”
Later, the young man who ran away from his wedding is cornered. The tall man smiles menacingly. “Try running away again. I dare you.”
Young man: “Sorry, mister, I got in the wrong car. I’ll leave right now QAQ.”
“Too late.”
After eating his fill, Mr. Huo declares that milk tea really is very sweet.
Young man: “Sob.”
A free-spirited, freedom-loving, airheaded artist bottom × a domineering, secretly passionate older top who chases after his beloved
Theme: Though the moss flower is small as a grain of rice, it can still bloom like a peony.
It feels cruel and sweet at the same time
Although, how did Shengsheng discover Lu Shen's mind-reading ability? (Looking confused)
Ahhhhhh, why is there no extra story? Why did Mr. Lu not hit the home run at the end? Such a good article ended like this. I haven't seen such good writing in a long time. Why is there no extra story? Let them do the extra story.
Damn it, put in Shen Zhiyi's place, it's really sad, oh oh oh oh! ! If it had been earlier... It's a pity that there is no if
When Shengsheng thinks about everything in his mind, he will die on the spot, hahahahahahahahaha
Oh, I was discovered by Sheng Sheng, what should I do? No way, no way, your wife dislikes you for celebrating the Chinese New Year?
What about extras? What about extras? Damn, I'm hungry, please give me a sequel! !
Why did it end so quickly? The extra episode will be coming soon! (Knock on the job)
Haha, Mr. Lu, you are finished!
Finished spreading flowers! ! The little lovers will last forever! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! I can't bear to end it (╥_╥)
It feels cruel and sweet at the same time Although, how did Shengsheng discover Lu Shen's mind-reading ability? (Looking confused)
Ahhhhhh, why is there no extra story? Why did Mr. Lu not hit the home run at the end? Such a good article ended like this. I haven't seen such good writing in a long time. Why is there no extra story? Let them do the extra story.
Damn it, put in Shen Zhiyi's place, it's really sad, oh oh oh oh! ! If it had been earlier... It's a pity that there is no if
When Shengsheng thinks about everything in his mind, he will die on the spot, hahahahahahahahaha
Oh, I was discovered by Sheng Sheng, what should I do? No way, no way, your wife dislikes you for celebrating the Chinese New Year?
What about extras? What about extras? Damn, I'm hungry, please give me a sequel! !
Why did it end so quickly? The extra episode will be coming soon! (Knock on the job)
Haha, Mr. Lu, you are finished!
Finished spreading flowers! ! The little lovers will last forever! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! I can't bear to end it (╥_╥)