The Cowardly Little Stammerer Keeps Flirting and Backing Down [Book Transmigration]

July 30: Chapters 28–39 will be locked after the reverse serialization. If you’ve already read them, please don’t buy them again! He Doesn’t Love Me is a melodramatic novel about a scum gong and a pathetic shou. The pathetic shou resorts to every underhanded trick to keep the scum gong by his side, carefully doing everything he can to please him. The next day, however, the scum gong takes his moonlight out for a romantic dinner. Unable to bear the pain, the pathetic shou eventually slits his wrists and dies. Chi Ya accidentally transmigrates into the pathetic shou, who shares his name. He checks his pockets, which are even emptier than his face is clean, then looks at the rich, handsome scum gong who wants nothing to do with him. “...” Got it. He’s actually been handed the role of a lazy freeloader who just coasts through life, right? From then on, Chi Ya pours his heart out to the lobster and gives the scum gong the runaround. To make sure the scum gong keeps avoiding him, he lives it up every day, waiting for the moonlight to appear so he can promptly give up his place. He doesn’t notice that the eldest Gu brother’s gaze toward him is gradually changing. * Gu Huaizhang has lived a life free of worldly desires for thirty years. He scoffs at so-called “love” and has become the “living King of Hell,” notorious among the rich and powerful in City A, from children to old women. Until his younger brother brings a pretty young man before him. Gu Huaizhang knows his second brother doesn’t love the young man, but the young man likes his brother very much. So much so that he tries to seduce him every day. He watches coldly as the young man secretly sniffs the clothes his brother has worn, rubs his leg beneath the dining table, and sneaks upstairs in the middle of the night to climb into his bed. Only... The clothes were ones Gu Huaizhang had worn. The young man rubbed the wrong leg beneath the table. And as for climbing into bed... Gu Huaizhang falls silent as he watches the young man climb into his bed. The young man really is trying hard. He’s just a little dim. So dim, and such a flirt. His second brother probably can’t handle him. Gu Huaizhang thinks to himself, face impassive. He’ll have to take care of him himself. * The scum gong, so immersed in his angsty romance script that he can’t help himself: I met up with my moonlight. The stammerer should come running over in tears to demand an explanation. Hmph, I knew he loved me~ Scum gong: It’s been three days. Where’s my little pathetic shou, who says he doesn’t care, runs away from home, but is actually so madly in love with me he’d die for me? Best friend, patting his shoulder with a world-weary look: Buddy, everyone knows the stammerer is your sister-in-law now... Scum gong: “???” #Live it up now, and live it up forever! #How I ended up flirting my way into becoming the scum gong’s sister-in-law :) #You either die from repression or become a pervert from repression: the eldest brother is done repressing himself #This story is really angsty, according to the scum gong ★ Chi Ya has no physical relationship with the younger brother. He and the eldest brother are absolutely pure in body and soul, one-on-one. ★ Chi Ya has a slight stutter both before and after he transmigrates into a book, but it gets better later on. ★ Older seme A timid but flirtatious, extremely money-hungry, musically gifted, handsome stammering shou A domineering, cold, impossibly handsome, vase-hating, patriarchal, and eventually besotted seme [A preview of my upcoming story~ I’m Done Being the Good Guy [Quick Transmigration] The famous web-novel domineering protagonist, shut-in, easygoing and honest guy Yu Xiaolou has had one dream since childhood: for a meteor to hit Earth, and take out whoever it can. He never got to see a meteor. Instead, a BMW belonging to a newspaper company hit him first and killed him. The Dream System grabs the dying Yu Xiaolou and orders him to travel through small worlds as a cannon-fodder character, sacrificing himself, trying his hardest to get killed, and tormenting all kinds of domineering male protagonists. He must toughen them up and help them grow, diligently becoming a pile of ash beneath the protagonists’ dazzling radiance. Refuse? Fine, then die. (Smiles.) In short: Go ahead and get yourself killed! You’re encouraged to do it! Long live getting yourself killed! The pale, thin young man falls silent for a moment, then slowly raises his head and smiles. “There’s really such a good deal?” System: “?” The young man smiles. His gentle, honest demeanor recedes like the tide, and a feverish excitement flashes through his dark eyes. “I’ve wanted to stop being a good guy for ages.” System: “???” Is this a wicked stepfather?! First world: Arrogant, domineering young master x brooding, stoic live-in son-in-law Yu Xiaolou smiles at the live-in son-in-law who has just finished being punished with a stint standing at attention. He tightens his belt around the cold man’s neck and murmurs, “Heard you look down on me? Hah. You maggot in a gutter, you’re not fit to lace my boots.” A vein suddenly bulges at the man’s temple, and his gaze slices like a knife across Yu Xiaolou’s lovely, snow-white ankle. Second world: Narrow-minded, hypocritical top student x hardworking transfer student Yu Xiaolou adjusts his glasses and smiles gently. “Ah, I hate the color of his backpack.” His crowd of followers instantly understands and tosses the transfer student’s backpack into the mud. The gloomy boy climbs out of the mud and glares fiercely at the clean, refined figure among the crowd. Third world: Brutal, disabled Beta third prince x the Empire’s star Alpha general The renowned hero returns victorious. Leaning against a balcony, the third prince smiles behind his hand and points his slender, pale finger at the spirited young man. “He seems skilled at handling horses, Your Majesty. I want him to drive my carriage.” The Empire’s celebrated hero becomes a crippled prince’s lowly coachman overnight. The prince climbs onto his back with a beaming smile. “Everything I give you should be a source of glory for you. Why aren’t you smiling, my slave?” The man says nothing. His hand gripping the whip and his back are taut as steel. Hatred bleeds through his heart, yet the ear brushed by the prince’s breath quietly turns crimson... Fourth world... Fifth... The System says quietly, “Host, do you think being an honest person is actually pretty nice now?” Yu Xiaolou looks at the cramped golden cage around him and touches the bruised, marked ankle and the waist and belly once soiled by certain fluids. He lowers his eyes without speaking. After a long moment, he raises his eyelids and smiles. “No. I think this is even more fun.” One-on-one, the seme is a split personality Let loose and go mad. Both the seme and shou are perverts, and neither is normal. Some of the small worlds have bad endings and some have happy endings, though there may be more bad endings than happy ones. The final ending will definitely be happy. Other details to be decided. Oh, I forgot to mention: Don’t worry, this is actually a sweet story. (Definitely.) (Smiles.) Theme: Tomorrow will definitely be better