Ji Wenyi transmigrates into a book, becoming a minor cannon-fodder character in a novel about the Tang family, a possessive master, and his red-eyed disciples.
The master in the book, Shen Huaiye, is frail, beautiful, and tragic, a cool and fragile beauty. His disciples and the villain all want to bully their master and betray their sect, while senior and junior fellow disciples from every major sect love him but cannot have him.
The good news: The plot System is on his side, giving him access to all kinds of information.
The bad news: It only provides information, not cultivation bonuses. There are no cultivation manuals, and it refuses to give him a golden finger!
Ji Wenyi: ...I'm practically dying here. I really don't want to know the details of how my rebellious senior brother plans to pounce on our soft and delicate master!
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In Hanchuan Hall, Shen Huaiye suffers a cultivation deviation and spits blood while practicing. His senior disciple carefully tends to him.
Shen Huaiye sighs, "My eldest disciple really is so thoughtful and considerate. This master is very pleased."
As Ji Wenyi pours tea and water, he silently reads the plot: [Wow! Senior Brother has had a secret crush on Master for ages. He can only get close to him by tending to him, touching him to ease the torment of his longing!]
Shen Huaiye, whose waist has suddenly been touched and whose collarbone has been fondled: ...
Something's not right. Something's definitely not right.
Everyone watches as the senior disciple is kicked out of Hanchuan Hall, rolling twice down the steps with a bruised and swollen face.
A furious roar comes from inside the hall: "Get as far away from me as you can!"
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During a training session in an illusion, Shen Huaiye takes on three opponents at once but falls into a hallucination. His second disciple risks his life to save him.
Shen Huaiye is deeply moved. His second disciple really is the best, loyal and utterly sincere!
"When we return, this master will grant you anything you..."
Ji Wenyi: [Wow! Master probably has no idea that Second Brother's family has a throne waiting to be inherited. He's secretly had a golden house built in the capital, hoping to keep you hidden away inside it.]
Shen Huaiye lets go at once. The fragile beauty plants his hands on his hips and roars, "Get lost!"
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During the war between immortals and demons, the villain leads his demon forces to confront Shen Huaiye. "Master, if you regret expelling me from the sect, I'll agree to negotiate peace."
Shen Huaiye: A real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall. Admitting it might not cost me anything, right?
Ji Wenyi: [Tsk, he's planning to betray you during the peace talks. Either he'll take Master away or start a war, then take Master away and spend every night doing... The villain has some seriously twisted tastes!]
Shen Huaiye's face instantly darkens. His spiritual power surges, and he cuts his way through the battlefield seven times over, fighting until heaven and earth grow dim.
Who said this master can't fight?
I was stirring up chaos between immortals and demons before you were even born!
Ji Wenyi: [Wow! Does Master know that his opponent in the war between immortals and demons still sleeps cuddling a little doll of him?]
Shen Huaiye's expression crumbles: Shut up! This master isn't listening!
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When he comes to his senses, Ji Wenyi realizes the plot is getting more and more bizarre. Senior Brother has been sent to the frozen wastes as punishment, Second Brother has been arrested for rebellion, and the villain has been beaten so badly he can't fight back.
Master is getting stronger and stronger!
And more and more twisted!
Shen Huaiye leans close to Ji Wenyi. "Come, practice with your master properly."
Ji Wenyi is horrified: [Which kind of practice are you talking about? I don't want to get up early to train every day!]
Shen Huaiye smiles with ill intent. "You want to take a shortcut?"
Ji Wenyi: [Hold it! Keep it clean. No lewd stuff allowed.]
Shen Huaiye grits his teeth. "...This master only wants to cleanse your mind of all that filth!"
***Reader's Guide***
Gossipy, sarcastic protagonist | Beautiful master as the top
One-on-one, happy ending
Lighthearted, ridiculous comedy
--Upcoming: All the Court Officials Traveled Back with Me--
Shen Zhaoyan served as Grand Tutor of the Xuan Dynasty for ten years, painstakingly raising a whole crop of princes, only to sacrifice himself to heaven during the succession struggle.
He casually picked the sharpest sword and killed himself with it. As luck would have it, it belonged to the gloomy and obsessive Third Prince.
When he opened his eyes again, he was back in a modern high school classroom in his senior year.
Shen Zhaoyan was overjoyed: At last, he'd escaped the indecisive eldest grandson of the emperor, the second prince who was sweet on the outside but scheming underneath, the dog emperor who used him as a pawn... and the Third Prince, who had repeatedly imprisoned him because he couldn't take his eyes off him!
Until--
"This is your uncle's son. He's going to live with us from now on," his parents said with a smile.
At the entrance, a handsome young man with a tall, slender build slowly raised his head. His gaze fixed on Shen Zhaoyan, his expression unreadable. "Grand Tutor, long time no see."
Shen Zhaoyan's legs nearly gave way. Wasn't this the Third Prince, Wei Heng, who had massacred the imperial palace after Shen Zhaoyan killed himself?!
How did he get here!
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And that's not all. During math class, the class representative suddenly slams the desk and leaps to his feet. "Rebel, where do you think you're going!"
--It's the Second Prince, whom Shen Zhaoyan talked into guarding the frontier!
During history class, the class dunce berates the teacher. "What do you know about the art of ruling!"
--It's the old emperor himself, who raised his sons like poisonous snakes in a jar!
Even worse, the school basketball team captain is the General of the North, whose engagement Shen Zhaoyan once broke off. The student council president is the chancellor's son, whom he'd once framed. Even the school nurse is a hostage prince who once poisoned him...
The entire court has traveled back with him!!!
Shen Zhaoyan: I'm never going back to school.jpg
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During a tutoring session in the bedroom, Wei Heng pins him against the desk, running a fingertip over the scar on his neck left by their past life. "Grand Tutor, back then you taught me how to govern the country and protect its people. So why did you run away first?"
The fingertip rubs Shen Zhaoyan's skin until it burns. "You're a guest staying at my family's home now..."
"All the more reason to..." Wei Heng bites down on his trembling Adam's apple. "repay you properly for taking me in."
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In their previous life, Wei Heng fought his way into the imperial palace, staining its steps with blood, but on the day he ascended the throne, Shen Zhaoyan charged into his sword and died.
The man had used his life to remonstrate with him. The blood splashed across Wei Heng's imperial robe was brilliantly red.
For the next twenty-eight years, he became a benevolent ruler praised by all.
He worked tirelessly and cared for his people, all for the sake of Shen Zhaoyan's words: "Let virtue guide your rule, and treat your people with compassion."
Before his death, he stubbornly ordered that he be buried with Shen Zhaoyan.
They could not share a bed in life, so they would share a grave in death.
When he opened his eyes again, he had arrived in Shen Zhaoyan's time.
The Grand Tutor who had died by his sword at any cost was now his classmate, living under the same roof.
Wei Heng's gaze is dark and intense:
"Back then, you used your life to teach me how to let go..."
"Now you should teach me how to keep you locked up more securely."
Theme: Look beyond appearances to uncover the truth
You must have heard the voice of your heart, you must recognize it 🥺
——Advance collection of "All the civil and military officials of the whole dynasty came back with me"—— Shen Zhuoyan served as the Tutor of the Xuan Dynasty for ten years and worked hard to bring up a group of princes, but he sacrificed his life in the battle for the right to inherit the throne. He randomly picked the sharpest sword and killed himself - it was the sword of the sinister and paranoid third prince. When he opened his eyes again, he returned to the modern high school classroom. Shen Yiyan was ecstatic: he finally got rid of the indecisive grandson of the emperor, the second prince Baiqiehei, the dog emperor who used him as a pawn... And the third prince who stared at him and imprisoned him again and again! Until—— "This is your uncle's son, he will live with us from now on." The parents introduced with a smile. At the entrance, a slender and handsome young man slowly raised his head, his eyes fixed on Shen Yiyan, his expression dark and unclear: "Master, you are well." Shen Zhuoyan's legs and feet went weak - wasn't this the third prince Wei Heng who had bloodbathed the palace after he committed suicide?! Why is he here? Not only that, in the math class, the class representative suddenly slapped the table and stood up: "Where can the rebels escape!" ——It was the second prince who was deceived by him into guarding the border! In the history class, the scumbag in the class angrily scolded the teacher: "What do you know about the emperor's tricks!" ——It's the old emperor who used his son as a bait! What's even more frightening is that the school basketball captain is General Zhenbei, whose engagement was broken off by him, the president of the student union is the son of the prime minister he cheated on, and even the school doctor is a proton who poisoned him... All the civil and military officials of the dynasty came back with him!!! Shen Zhuoyan: I can't finish this class in one day. Jpg While tutoring in the bedroom, Wei Heng leaned against the desk and traced the scar on his neck from his previous life with his fingertips: "When Taifu taught me to govern the country and protect the people, why did I become a deserter first?" Shen Yiyan's skin felt hot due to the rubbing of his fingertips: "You are now a guest staying at my house..." "So even more..." Wei Heng bit his trembling Adam's apple, "repay the favor of taking me in." In the previous life, Wei Heng rushed into the palace, staining the palace steps with blood, but was killed by Shen Yiyan on the day he ascended the throne. The man took his life as advice, and the blood splashed on his dragon robe was bright red. In the next twenty-eight years, he became a benevolent king praised by everyone. Be conscientious, work diligently and love the people - in line with Shen Yiyan's words, "Government is a virtue and benevolent to the people." Before his death, he paranoidly ordered that he be buried together with Shen Yiyan. Life cannot be the same quilt, and death cannot be the same hole. When he opened his eyes again, he came to Shen Yiyan's era. ——The Taifu who risked his life to die under his sword has now become a roommate living under the same roof. Wei Heng's eyes darkened: "You used your life to teach orphans how to let go—" "Now it's time to teach Jiaogu how to lock you up more firmly."
You don't want to torture me 🤷, author author, look at me, are you my mother? [Touch your head]
From Shen's perspective, you should be able to hear his heartfelt voice [ bursting into tears ]
Oh, this is so fun, this little kid
After finishing spreading flowers, the young couple wants 99 ooh ooh ooh
Finished spreading flowers! I like this story, it's a sweet journey, even if it's cruel, it's not the kind of torture that you misunderstand me and I misunderstand you.
After reading it, the emotions are very sweet, the process of defeating monsters is also very enjoyable, and it is rare that there are no upright villains in the cultivation novel. The only thing that makes me confused is that the background setting is a bit weird. The sect will help ordinary people to conquer demons and eliminate demons, but ordinary people have a conflicting attitude towards cultivators, sometimes believing it and sometimes not. Under the conditions of high magic, it is all the setting of low magic.
Forgive me for my lack of vocabulary. I can only express my love in this way 😭 😭 😭 😭
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, the author writes it well, it's great