[Irregular updates!!!] Su He is a canary who transmigrates into the human world's version of a "canary." Though he's so beautiful that anyone who sees him once will never forget his face, he can only survive by relying on others. He's a vase of breathtaking beauty.
The System holds a face-slapping comeback script. [Host, all we have to do is this, then that, and we can make all these scumbag tops suffer in the end!]
Su He ruffles his feathers. "What! I can be kept by someone and live off them? Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
World One: The Substitute for the Disfigured Protagonist Bottom
Su He's appearance resembles that of the disfigured, universally adored protagonist bottom, so the tops who love the protagonist treat him as a substitute and shower him with all kinds of fake "affection."
System: [I've matched you with the best face-slapping script. We'll use poison to fight poison...]
Su He looks at the protagonist top, crosses his legs, and scrutinizes him. "You want to be my sugar daddy? You don't seem qualified."
The suited man lowers his eyes, kneels, and presses his pale cheek to Su He's calf. He asks in a low voice, "What about now?"
Before Su He can reply, the protagonist bottom walks over, grabs the protagonist top by the collar, and punches him. "Didn't you hear him? He said you're not up to it."
The protagonist top licks his bloodstained lip and looks at Su He. "I thought you liked hurt/comfort play?"
The protagonist bottom's icy, questioning gaze turns toward him too.
Su He blinks. "..." I didn't! I never said that! Don't make things up!
World Two: The Crybaby Male Streamer
Su He is a gaming streamer, but he often gets other people to play for him. One day, someone exposes him online for using stand-ins, and suddenly the internet is full of people cursing him, a streamer who claims to be skilled.
System: [I've prepared a play-dumb-then-triumph script for you. Practice your gaming skills for a while, and when you start streaming again, you can slap all those netizens in the face...]
Su He's eyes turn red, and his voice is so soft it sounds like it could melt. "On Monday, I'll ask the jungler big brother to carry me. On Tuesday, I'll ask the mage-assassin big brother to carry me. On Wednesday, I'll ask the mage big sister to carry me..."
The System shakes its head helplessly. [That won't work...]
Before it can finish speaking, the number of messages and streaming call requests in Su He's livestream room shoots past 99+.
P.S. Goes VIP on Saturday
Coming soon: The Cool, Alluring Crowd Favorite Becomes the Villain
Blurb:
Wen Yu is assigned to play the villain in a novel world. He does his job diligently and follows the plot to the letter, but ends up becoming the White Moonlight of a group of obsessive madmen.
World One: The True Young Master's Unmarried "Wife" in a Fake-versus-True Young Master Novel
Wen Yu's fiance was originally a wealthy young master, gentle and refined. But one day he suddenly tells Wen Yu that his former fiance was the [Fake Young Master], and that he now has to marry the [True Young Master], a tacky country bumpkin who came from the countryside.
Wen Yu looks down on the [True Young Master], who even stammers when he speaks. Deliberately in front of everyone, he plants his jade-white foot firmly on the [True Young Master's] face.
But at that moment, the [True Young Master] isn't the only one swallowing hard, his Adam's apple bobbing.
World Two: A Soul from Another World Usurps Its Place
As a soul from another world, Wen Yu occupies the protagonist bottom's body, spends the protagonist bottom's money, and even falls for the protagonist bottom's fiance.
He even finds the protagonist bottom, who has returned to life in another person's body.
He doesn't want to return the body to the protagonist bottom, nor does he want to give the person he loves to someone else. So he makes the protagonist bottom his servant, allowing him to keep an eye on the protagonist bottom's every move at all times.
But at the engagement banquet for him and the protagonist bottom's fiance, the protagonist bottom knocks out Wen Yu's fiance and prepares to take his place.
Theme: If you try to change your circumstances instead of giving up, that in itself is a miracle.
I only watched it because it was finished... And it turned out to be a eunuch??
It is not easy for a eunuch to reach this level.
Hahahaha, how come there is a little canary that looks like a rooster?
Familiar formula, familiar taste, familiar author (so will this book be unfinished?)
I collapsed and almost fainted from laughing.
An update of 700 words after a few months? 6
What? Stopped updating????
What a "little" canary hahahahahaha
Let's gather a table together, just in time to play mahjong.
Great writing, keep up the good work