The Doomsday Male Lead Is Bound to a Fertility System

[Note up front: Not an intersex story, and not a male-male pregnancy story]

Also known as: "Ridiculous! I'm Facing the Apocalypse, So Why Am I Bound to a Fertility System?" "System, Open Your Eyes and Take a Look! System, Stop Freaking Out, Please! I'm Scared!" "Forget It, I'll Rework This Fertility System into a Business Management System"

[The serious synopsis:]

Over the course of one day, Jiang Ling's emotions went up and down like a roller coaster.

Good news: He got a secure government job before even taking the civil service exam!

Bad news: The world was about to enter apocalypse mode!!

Great news: A System fell from the sky!!!

Bad news: He couldn't keep the fact that he had a System secret. The reason he got that secure job was that someone had turned him in...

Maybe good news: The person who turned him in said they would become incredibly powerful in the future. That meant he should be able to live for a long time... right?

The many-times-reborn "outsider" who had turned him in spoke with absolute confidence: Bro, your System is super useful!

Jiang Ling: Huh? Me?

He stared blankly at the System in front of him, wanting to speak but holding back...

[Ding! Congratulations, you've successfully bound to the Harem Intrigue Awakening System (aka the "Fertility System"). This System offers the most popular products from every realm: whitening pills, pills for having boys or girls, twin and boy-girl twin pills, slimming pills, fragrance pills, as well as the widely praised Heart-Ensnaring Gu Pill and Infertility Pill... Host, give them a try! If you're satisfied, please leave us a five-star review~]

He stared at the System, lost in thought.

He began to explore how to use it.

Soon, he realized that the System really was useful!

The old him: This world is completely nuts. Let it all end!

The later him: Are you still fretting over crops that won't grow? Still troubled by infertile poultry and livestock?

Are you sad that mutated plants and animals can't be eaten? Fed up with insectoid creatures running rampant? Look over here!

Our products can solve all your problems. Don't miss out as you pass by~

The future savior of the apocalypse makes a grand entrance!

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Tags: Survival, apocalypse business management, lighthearted, HE, no horrible relatives

Note: Unhinged shou x younger, unhinged gong! Later on, the shou becomes the leash that holds the madman (dog) in check. The reborn character is not the gong!

Once again, this is not an intersex story, and the male lead will not get pregnant!

Theme: There's no such thing as a useless tool, only people who don't know how to use it