[One Piece] The Distance Between Sweet-Tooths and Salt-Lovers Is 420 Million Berries

Thirty million a day, with meals and lodging included. Do you regret it?

Thanks for asking. I regret it immensely.

Qiao Yige'er has had more than enough of this job.

Qiao Yige'er has had a condition since childhood: if she doesn't eat sweets, other people can hear her thoughts. So she has no choice but to eat them, even though she hates sweets to the core.

She can take candy as medicine, but she refuses to eat it as her regular meals.

Why didn't she check the workplace before signing the contract? What blinded her?

"Money."

In a cheap shared apartment, Morgans, who still hadn't found a job, slurped up some instant noodles.

"Dear reporter Qiao, you should know that if you quit voluntarily, you won't get any compensation."

Qiao Yige'er knew he was right.

So she decided to have an episode in front of her clients.

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As the eldest son of the Charlotte Family, Perospero thought he needed to be wary of the new reporter. So while talking, he deliberately let slip the locations of several important deals.

Qiao Yige'er: Not listening, not listening. A turtle is chanting sutras.

Perospero, waiting to catch whoever was behind it: ?

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As one of the Charlotte Family's Sweet Commanders, Smoothie thought she needed to interrogate the reporter who was deliberately currying favor with Mama. So she showed off her ability to squeeze living creatures into juice.

Qiao Yige'er: Would I taste salty if you squeezed me? Squeeze me some more. I love it.

Smoothie, hoping to hear her real motive: ?

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As Katakuri's most beloved younger sister, Brulee thought she needed to teach the ace reporter a lesson for being rude to her siblings. So she locked her in the Mirror World and cut off her desserts.

Qiao Yige'er: It's New Year's! It's New Year's! Hot pot on the company dime!

Brulee, convinced hot pot was terrible: ?

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Katakuri himself hadn't noticed that a new reporter had joined the ranks of Totto Land. But his younger brother Cracker kept coming to see him more and more often, because that reporter was relentlessly pursuing Cracker.

Katakuri: "Wasn't she supposed to be interviewing you?"

Cracker: "I have proof she's obsessed with me! This, this, and this... She gave them all to me! Salty food is just awful... Look, she's bringing me something to eat again..."

Qiao Yige'er: One more delivery ought to do it. I really want some sea-salt-flavored biscuits. Oh, I want sea-salt-flavored rice cakes too.

Katakuri and Cracker, whose bodies are made of sweets: "..."

Their romance suddenly turned into a horror story!

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Through relentless effort, Qiao Yige'er finally got to see scenes of utter chaos and disorder. That meant she could successfully get... even more work?!

Qiao Yige'er, who used to struggle to interview even one person in three days, now had thirty people a day asking specifically for her, and the number kept growing: "..."

Damn the Charlotte Family.

Why are you making me do the work of several people at once?!

#When will I finally get fired#

#The Charlotte Family fighting over me#

#Fight over each other, not me#

#Give me back my hard-earned money and my tips for quitting#

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