The Navy's Miss Ghost Story

A Guide to the Navy Culture Exam

Please familiarize yourself with and memorize the following exam rules. Otherwise, we cannot guarantee the personal safety of any candidate.

[1. Candidates must enter the exam room 30 minutes before the exam begins, bringing their printed admission ticket and original Navy ID. The photos on both IDs are serious. If your photo smiles at you, this is normal. Smile back, and do not show fear.]

[2. After entering, sit in your assigned seat and place your exam documents on the desk. There is no need to bring a black ink pen, a 2B pencil, an eraser, a pencil sharpener, or a ruler. Your ID photo will provide these exam supplies. Please stand and bow to your ID photo in thanks. Do not show fear.]

[3. The exam lasts two hours. Finish your answers within the time limit. You may arrive late or leave early, but make sure that you have carefully answered every question. If you see something that wasn't there before while checking your work, immediately put down your paper and continue checking once things return to normal. Do not show fear.]

[21. Scratch paper will be handed out ten minutes before the exam. Do not write before the exam begins. Once it begins, you may write down your thought process on the scratch paper to confirm that you are thinking. If you don't know how to write out your process, write your will.]

[22. Exam papers will be handed out five minutes before the exam. Do not write before the exam begins. Once it begins, write your answers on the paper. You must show your working to confirm that you are solving the problems. If you don't know how to show your work, write your will.]

[23. If you don't know how to answer anything, write your will.]

[The rules above were left by Admiral Kizaru. Here is an extra life-saving tip from Instructor Zephyr:]

[If you encounter an abnormal event that the rules cannot resolve, immediately request to see Admiral Kizaru.]

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[If you encounter an everyday problem you cannot resolve yourself, immediately request to see Admiral Kizaru.]

"..."

It was unclear whether the Navy's perception had been distorted, but the exam instructions had definitely been distorted.

The adjutant sighed and continued filtering out requests unrelated to the exam, such as: "I forgot to buy my wife a present. She won't accept my apology and keeps ignoring me. What should I do?"

Admiral Kizaru wasn't even married. How would he know how to answer that?

"Is there something even Admiral Kizaru can't handle?"

Black wings descended. It was Miss Ghost Story. Red was reflected in both of the adjutant's eyes, but his right eyelid twitched uncontrollably.

This was bad! Admiral Kizaru was in danger!

In the blink of an eye, Miss Ghost Story's black wings vanished and she appeared beside Admiral Kizaru. Her voice was lovely, but deadly.

"Admiral Kizaru, please take the exam."

"Get married and deal with your wife's anger. You have two hours."

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