Western Crossover: Any Idea Why My Thesis Exploded?

Jason is dating someone. The first to find out is Alfred, the second is the world's second-best detective, and the third is the great big brother. By the time old Batdad catches on, he may be the only person in the family who doesn't know. Alfred: “With all due respect, Master Bruce, I think if I gave this cucumber sandwich a little more time, it would figure this out before you did. Perhaps eating it will sharpen your powers of observation.” Old Batdad decides to make up for it in other ways. Then he discovers that Ace's girlfriend has some unexpected quirks, and some surprising friends. For instance, she often exchanges letters with Mr. Freeze at Arkham Asylum, discussing a paper titled Research on the Degenerative Symptoms and Recovery of Neuronal Activity Under Cryogenic Conditions. For instance, she often exchanges letters with Professor Pyg at Blackgate Penitentiary, discussing a paper titled The Effects of Threonine on Degenerating Neurons Through Regulation of the Carn/PLA1-5/BU-mK Signaling Pathway. Batdad keeps investigating and finally discovers that she has one normal correspondent. Her conversation with Doctor Strange: “Professor, people keep intercepting my papers. What should I do? Should I hire a mercenary to investigate?” Doctor Strange: “Did I ever teach you to do that? When you have a problem, you should find a lawyer first, not a mercenary!” · Still, old Batdad eventually comes face-to-face with Ace. Ace is the mercenary his girlfriend called in. Batdad: “…Weren't we supposed to find a lawyer before hiring a mercenary?” Ace: “I said I'd charge her less, so she gave the job to me.” Batdad: ? Batdad: “What exactly is your relationship?” Rong Heng: “How do you even have to ask? I'm a professor, and he's my little thug!” As usual, here are three upcoming novels. Take a look if you're interested! [Western Crossover] Am I Not a Genius at Causing Trouble? I'm in Blackgate Penitentiary, but it's fine. I'll shout, “I'm innocent! Oh, great and just Batdad!” Little Red: “Great shout, but sorry, he's not here today.” [Western Crossover] The People Keep Trying to Bankrupt Me I'm waiting for a business sim to turn into a real-life corporate war. The Lobotomy Corporation manager has something to say: “When do we get the missions to set Stark Industries on fire and acquire Wayne Enterprises? I can't wait any longer!” [Western Crossover] Cult Leader in Gotham I earned several Unholy Names and Marks by working for the villains. Good news: the Anti-Cult Division hasn't shown up. Bad news: Your dad, your brother, and your sister are all here. Theme: Life just keeps getting better.