The hilarious daily life of the Chans and the Waynes
I'm Chan Xiaohu, a genius girl. After receiving an offer from Gotham University, I decided to start my college life here.
My uncle is a busy archaeologist. The day I went to register at school, he happened to have business in Gotham and offered to drop me off along the way.
Uncle: Oh, Xiaohu, congratulations on getting your offer! But I should warn you, you have to be careful and protect yourself in Gotham. Try not to get into conflicts with anyone. If anything happens, just call me and I'll be right there-- Aaaaaah!!!!!
We'd been in Gotham for all of eight minutes when we ran into the city's signature attraction: a mugging.
I wanted to ask Uncle whether this called for a stealth check or a combat round, but nobody answered.
Because after saying, "Stay here and don't move," Uncle had gradually disappeared into the distance, accompanied by his cries of, "Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"
Leaving me alone, staring pensively at the backpack in my hands.
As everyone knows, I was going to register at Gotham University, so my backpack should have held my documents and the half-eaten sandwich I'd brought along.
What was this green work of art???
After a few seconds of loading, I immediately saw what had happened: my uncle had probably taken the wrong backpack. After all, we'd bought ours in a buy-one-get-one-free deal yesterday, and they were identical.
I put on the backpack and decided to go find Uncle.
If I wanted to register successfully, I had to get my backpack back.
But to get my backpack back, I first had to defeat the two spandex-wearing weirdos in front of me. They were carrying clubs and looked like they had their eyes on my bag.
I, Chan Xiaohu, swear I won't let these spandex-wearing weirdos get away with their scheme! Not if I have anything to say about it: I have to save Uncle's job and get to university on time!
Nigerundayo!
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Some time later
Mr. D, who wishes to remain anonymous: Doctor, I think I'm sick.
Bludhaven psychologist: What seems to be the problem?
Mr. D, who wishes to remain anonymous: I think I have PTSD.
Bludhaven psychologist: What symptoms are you experiencing?
Mr. D, who wishes to remain anonymous: Whenever someone tells me she's come up with a good way to handle the predicament in front of her, or that she's thought of a brilliant idea, my heart races, I break out in a sweat, and I feel terrified and dizzy. When it's bad, I even get ringing in my ears and a headache.
Psychologist: ...?
Psychologist: May I ask who this person is?
Mr. D buried his face in his hands, looking exhausted and miserable. After a long silence, he said, "...The girl I like."
Theme: Live positively and enjoy life
