Why Are You Picking a Fight with Him? [Infinite]

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[Your identity: expendable assistant.]

[Even if you do nothing, you'll be caught up in your boss's rage.]

The players wait in trepidation for the boss's deadly barrage of ten questions.

[Expendable Assistant] Yu Jing, assigned to multiple jobs, is acting as a cleaner when

I pick, pick, pick! I'll pick at the wall, the boss's desk, the load-bearing wall!

At the moment of the kill, the boss has just bared his fangs when the building comes crashing down as the load-bearing wall gives way.

The boss and his wicked relatives: "??"

2

[Your identity: expendable animal keeper.]

[As a weakling, you'll make the perfect nourishment for mutated plants and animals.]

While everyone else is fleeing for their lives, Yu Jing, who has evolved toxin resistance, is the first to start munching on a mutated creature just as it's settling down to rest.

He keeps chomping, passes out from poisoning, then starts chomping again! Bananas, durians, a bull on the run!

The mutated plants and animals sit bolt upright in the middle of the night. "Is he nuts or what?!"

A month later, the survivors stare in astonishment. Hoping to win awards for outstanding performance and get six types of insurance plus two housing funds, many mutated creatures have joined the system. They no longer make a living by infecting humans, and have settled down to an honest life.

"He gave every species a detailed taste test, and even rated them for best value, best performance, class monitor, and remedial plant? The remedial plants even have to attend evening study every day, and go out to get infected while the others are resting so they can evolve their flavor?!"

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[Your identity: expendable streamer.]

[Your performance is always at the bottom. If the company goes under, you'll be the first to get the axe.]

The players who have infiltrated the group are in despair. Faced with viewers whose tastes are bizarre, their hope of clearing the game is slim.

While the others discuss tactics, Yu Jing has already started streaming.

He livestreams himself crawling everywhere! Crawling through concerts, onto fashion show runways, and into a handsome CEO's bed!

Viewers: "Hey, wait a second!"

As the company is about to go under, Yu Jing has already become a hugely popular trendsetting influencer.

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A catastrophe of this scale hasn't hit the game town in a long time. The System administrator rushes over as soon as word gets out, arriving just in time for the new mayor's inauguration.

On the high podium stands the player he despises. Yu Jing is covered in medals and gives him a cheerful smile.

The administrator's vision goes black. "..."

Coming soon: The Harem Chaos Begins After My Substitute's Thoughts Are Exposed

Blurb: Wen Xi transmigrates into the role of a professional stand-in. The original owner is exceptionally clever and skilled at navigating the circles of powerful, wealthy men.

Forced into the role, he can only try his best not to give himself away if he wants to survive.

Client 1: A sinister general with power in his hands

His first love died young, and he found someone who looked like him. But as time passed, he grew tired of the same unchanging tenderness.

Thoughtful and considerate Wen Xi appears: "General, you've worked hard traveling around. I hope this meal suits your taste."

His actual inner monologue: "The old guy's pretty picky. I hope he can't tell I ordered takeout."

The general pauses with his chopsticks.

Client 2: A cool, self-possessed imperial commander

The contractual marriage wasn't his choice. The constraints imposed by his family leave him struggling to breathe.

Warm, sunny, healing Wen Xi: "I've taken care of the elders in both our families. You can focus on work without worrying."

His actual inner monologue: "I couldn't stop myself from cursing out his parents just now. Looks like he hasn't noticed yet. I'll pack up and run as soon as he leaves."

The commander lifts his eyes.

Client 3: An arrogant, uninhibited young heir

The power games between the great families are so boring. His bodyguards are an impenetrable wall, leaving him no chance to make a move.

Reliable butler Wen Xi, wearing a fake muscle suit: "Young Master, I'll protect you. Don't worry."

His actual inner monologue: "Crap, I could die if he lands this punch. If we fight, I'll pretend I fainted from low blood sugar. Staying alive comes first."

The young master narrows his eyes.

Client 4: A villainous leader who kills without blinking

The new strategist is interesting.

Brilliant strategist Wen Xi, cool and collected: "According to my plan, my lord, you should attack here."

His actual inner monologue: "I'm doomed. Three of the four locations are where my clients are. I can't let them run into one another."

The great villain curls his lips. A dangerous aura instantly envelops Wen Xi. "What kind of clients? Tell me in detail."

Wen Xi, backed into a corner: "???"

Theme: Face life with a smile. Don't put too much pressure on yourself