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When a black vortex appeared in front of Xiao Tang, he was reverently burning incense for his founding master.
After being pulled into the game, the players panicked and ran around in confusion, while Xiao Tang carefully cleaned the room and lit the incense burner.
A haunted castle rule-based horror game
The players obediently hide in their rooms, follow the rules, and wait fearfully for dawn.
Xiao Tang, however, leaves his door wide open, summons Ox-Head and Horse-Face, and has them seize every long, shadowy figure in the manor.
"I hereby request the aid of the underworld's ghost officials. Capture the evil spirits and escort them to Fengdu!"
An apocalyptic mutation scenario
The players busily stockpile supplies and weapons, hoping to survive the long period of mutation in safety.
Xiao Tang instead walks out of the city gates, summons the strange beasts of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and hunts demons with his sword. The three thousand Qiankun bags he brought are packed to the brim.
"You cultivated recklessly and fell into demonic madness. Each demon must copy the Heart-Calming Sutra thirty thousand times."
A vampire encountered at night
The players are busy studying vampire habits and keeping their distance.
After two days of work, Xiao Tang heads straight into the vampires' headquarters and takes out a pill.
"Take this three times a day. It may cure your chronic fear of sunlight."
Evil spirits run rampant on campus
The players watch as Xiao Tang breaks the taboos and walks alone into the night.
Sitting before a headless female ghost, Xiao Tang expounds on the scriptures and discusses the Dao, delivering her vengeful spirit from suffering.
"When yin and yang are in harmony, all will be at peace."
Xiao Tang's rewards for clearing the levels pile up like a mountain, making everyone green with envy.
But one player catches sight of Xiao Tang, who has taken nothing, solemnly sticking a talisman onto the notice screen.
"Evil fiends from another world, surrender at once! With my power, I will drive out evil and banish wicked spirits!"
Later
The underworld expands its recruitment, the demon clan opens a school, and the envoy in charge of reincarnation sends Xiao Tang eighteen embroidered banners in a row.
Every banner is covered in messages of thanks.
On the day the System goes offline, Xiao Tang respectfully burns incense for his founding master.
"The sun, moon, mountains, and rivers remain. It is our duty as celestial masters to restore peace and clarity to the world."
#Use Eastern Daoism to slay Western monsters
[Important]
1. A progression story with a golden finger, but not an effortless steamroll. The protagonist has to grow.
2. Contains a little Lovecraftian horror. The world is a chaotic stew, entirely made up and unrelated to reality!!
3. My own take on celestial-master stories. Though there are some references, I've made up a mountain of details and won't be sticking to historical research. If that bothers you, please proceed with caution. It's all entirely made up and unrelated to reality!!!
Cover character artist: Guangmingding Ycaiyu
Pre-release: "A Love Rivalry Erupts After the Replacement's Inner Thoughts Are Exposed"
Blurb: Wen Xi transmigrates as a professional replacement. The original was extremely clever and skilled at navigating the worlds of powerful and influential big shots.
He's thrown into the role without a choice. To stay alive, he can only do his best not to give himself away.
Client 1: A sinister general who wields great power
His white moonlight died young, so he found someone who looked similar. But after a while, he grew tired of that unchanging gentleness.
Considerate Wen Xi comes on the scene: "You've worked hard traveling all this way, General. I hope the food suits your taste."
His actual inner monologue: "The old guy's pretty picky. He shouldn't be able to tell I ordered takeout, right?"
The general's chopsticks pause.
Client 2: A cool, self-possessed Imperial commander
The contract marriage isn't what he wanted. The constraints imposed by his family's involvement are suffocating him.
Warm, sunny, healing Wen Xi: "I've taken care of both our families' elders. You can focus on your work without worrying."
His actual inner monologue: "I couldn't help insulting his parents just now. From the look of it, he hasn't noticed yet. As soon as he leaves, I'll pack up and run."
The commander lifts his eyes.
Client 3: A flamboyant, unrestrained young master from an established family
The power games between these old families are so boring. His bodyguards are an impenetrable wall, and he can't find a chance to make a move.
Reliable butler Wen Xi, wearing fake muscles: "Young Master, I'll protect you. Don't worry."
His actual inner monologue: "Oh no, one punch from him could kill me. If we start fighting, I'll pretend to faint from low blood sugar. Staying alive matters most."
The young master narrows his eyes.
Client 4: A villainous boss who kills without blinking
The new strategist is interesting.
Clever, composed strategist Wen Xi: "According to my plan, you should attack this place, my lord."
His inner monologue: "Damn it. Three of the four possible locations have clients at them. I can't let them run into each other."
The big villain curls his lips. A dangerous aura instantly envelops Wen Xi. "What kind of clients? Explain in detail."
Wen Xi, backed into a corner: "???"
Theme: Hold fast to your beliefs and forge ahead.
What happened to the young couple? I'm so anxious! !
Xiao Tang did so much just to let Master see him... It made me cry to death [crying]
It made me laugh so hard, the black-skinned spring water plant hahahahahahahaha
Poor Master Crowe has the only brain in this family, but he is also incompatible with this family [laughing and crying]
No follow-up? Crying. Jpg
The Patriarch is finally back! ! !
Xiao Tang collapsed hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh yo yo, the fight for favor has begun. It's so funny, apart from Xiaoteng, the other two of the three have no good intentions hahahahahahaha
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? What's going on?
The story is getting more and more exciting [Applause]