Stay Calm, I'm Putting on a Show [Infinite]

Another absurd Infinite story in the same vein: What Are You Picking a Fight with Him for? [Infinite]. The blurb is at the very bottom. [Bonus chapters complete] Even after being dragged into the game, He An is still unlucky. 1. When they arrive in the Demon Kingdom, the other players are all mages and great swordsmen who can fight monsters, level up, and collect gear. He An, on the other hand, is tied up tightly. A closer look reveals his role: [The Demon King's Frail Substitute Bride]. "..." With nowhere else to turn, He An can only eavesdrop. By chance, he learns that the Demon King has an unforgettable first love. He thinks fast and teams up with that first love to manipulate the Demon King, pulling off the whole package of deception and a sham wedding. By the time the other players storm the castle, the Demon King has been tricked out of everything but his underwear. 2. When they enter the vampire manor, the other players are all inconspicuous figures like gardeners, flower arrangers, and old gatekeepers. They can gather items and lie low to stay alive. He An, however, lands right in the middle of a group of top-tier vampires. A look at his role reveals: [The Fake Young Master of the Vampire Family, Exposed in Public]. "..." Facing a life-or-death crisis, He An does everything he can. His cautious, considerate attitude toward his brothers wins the family patriarch's affection. While the other players are chased by dogs and toyed with by wolves outside, they finally find the antidote and rush into the manor. He An has already ascended the throne. 3. When they crash-land in an ancient wasteland, the other players have racial buffs and all sorts of items. They can explore and adventure in search of the Divine Dragon's treasure. He An, however, lands face-to-face with a handsome dragon. A look at his role reveals: [The Ancient Dragon's Bedside Lover]. "..." Forced to drink poison and pretend to pass out, He An hears the cool, handsome dragon talking to himself, confessing his thoughts about cheating. He immediately contacts the dragon's wife and sues him. By the time the other players struggle to open the ruins, the legendary, awesome dragon is packing his bags and leaving with nothing. Later on... The legend of He An, "both pitiful and amazing," spreads far and wide. A level 0 player with a gray beginner's title shoots to the top of the points leaderboard. Meanwhile, the gossip magazine he writes takes the game world by storm, making an average of eighteen bosses furious every day. * At first, the other players think: What rotten luck. I'd rather die than get involved with him! Later, they say: Please let me join your team, boss! #His bad luck isn't really bad luck, and what do I mean by saying he's lucky? Coming soon: The Substitute's Inner Thoughts Leak, Starting a Love Rival Showdown Blurb: Wen Xi transmigrates into the role of a professional substitute. The original owner is brilliant and excels at moving among powerful and influential figures. He is thrown into the role and can only try his best not to give himself away if he wants to survive. Client 1: A sinister general with power in his hands His first love died young, and he found someone with a similar appearance. But after a while, he grew tired of the same unchanging tenderness. Wen Xi, understanding and considerate: "General, you must be exhausted from your travels. I hope this food suits your taste." His actual inner monologue: "The old guy's pretty picky. Surely he can't tell I ordered takeout, right?" The general's chopsticks paused. Client 2: A cool, self-possessed imperial commander He never wanted the arranged marriage. The constraints imposed by his family leave him struggling to breathe. Wen Xi, a warm and healing ray of sunshine: "I've taken care of both our families' elders. You can focus on your work without worry." His actual inner monologue: "I couldn't help swearing at his parents just now. He doesn't seem to have noticed yet. I'll pack up and run as soon as he leaves." The commander raised his eyes. Client 3: A brash, carefree young master from a prestigious family The power struggles between the great families are so boring. With bodyguards around him as thick as an iron wall, he can't find a chance to make a move. Wen Xi, a reliable butler in a fake-muscle suit: "Young master, I'll protect you. Don't worry." His actual inner monologue: "Crap, that punch could kill me. If we fight, I'll pretend my blood sugar's low and pass out. Staying alive matters more." The young master narrowed his eyes. Client 4: A villainous boss who kills without blinking The new strategist is rather interesting. Wen Xi, a clever, coolheaded strategist: "According to my plan, sir, you should attack here." His actual inner monologue: "I'm doomed. Three of the four possible locations have clients. I can't let them run into each other." The great villain's lips curled into a smile. A dangerous aura instantly enveloped Wen Xi. "What kind of clients? Explain in detail." Wen Xi, backed into a corner: "???" Premise: No matter the circumstances, keep fighting bravely.