I'd Rather Be an Animal Than a Wage Slave, and It's Great! [Quick Transmigration]

Overworked office drone Ye Zhaomian: "I'd rather be a real animal than an office drone ever again!"

System: "Sure thing. Welcome to the animal kingdom~"

World One: The goose belonging to a deaf-mute little girl

Ye Zhaomian: "Got a problem? I'll bite you! Running your mouth? I'll bite you! Wearing a down jacket? I'll bite you!"

Word spread across the surrounding villages: the terror of Yezi Village couldn't talk, only gesture, but could scare bad guys into running for their lives.

The little girl, who couldn't speak and was forced to take the blame: ...

World Two: The cat belonging to a homeless little boy

Ye Zhaomian: "If other little boys can have it, my baby can have it too! Toys? I'll steal them! Chicken legs? I'll steal them!"

Everyone who lived near the food street knew that a big orange cat named Mianmian had performed and acted cute to put a student through Peking University and Tsinghua University.

World Three: The difficult-to-deliver calf helped into the world by a veterinarian

An old veterinarian bought a calf that was barely breathing and raised it with great care. The calf turned out to be a fine one. Not only was it pinker than ordinary calves, it was also smart, and carried the vet around everywhere every day.

World Four: The capybara belonging to a hot-tempered, notorious actress.

The actress would lose her temper and yell at people. Ye Zhaomian: "Come have a soak~"

When the actress cried after getting flamed by haters and wanted to hit back, Ye Zhaomian just looked at her without a word.

Over time, Ye Zhaomian's serene nature mellowed the actress.

Haters? Trending scandals? Provocations? Nothing to it. The actress declared, "Amitabha, capybara."

World Five: A helpful golden snub-nosed monkey at the zoo.

Expose a scumbag's true colors, help retrieve a dropped phone, climb a tree to search for a lost child...

Ye Zhaomian: "It'd feel like I was taking advantage of the zoo if I didn't do something."

World Six: A stray blue cat who volunteers to perform as an animal to get a job with benefits.

Besides performing, Ye Zhaomian occasionally fills in for the black bear next door, and even teaches the lion cats and big orange cats to take on side gigs. When someone asks, he always replies, "Oh, 'black bear' is just a code name. A bunch of us take turns doing it."

World Seven: The big white wolf who finds a wandering princess

His first time being a dad, Ye Zhaomian panicked. "Hey! I don't have any milk!"

Luckily, a mother goat next door helped out, and the little princess grew up drinking the goat's milk alongside the little lambs.

When the princess grew up, her wolf dad found her a martial arts master to teach her fighting, strategy, and knowledge.

After the princess took her revenge and became queen, Ye Zhaomian said, "Being a dad is hard, but it's so rewarding!"

World Eight: The Border Collie who's great at raising kids and pets.

Ye Zhaomian: "How come being an animal is even more exhausting than being an office drone?"

World Nine: The dog who provides musical accompaniment at weddings and funerals

Ye Zhaomian: "When the suona starts playing, I'll send whoever the King of Hell wants me to send on their way."

...To be continued

Theme: Live bravely and don't fear difficulties