I Went Viral After Linking to a Gossip App

After a chua spirit transformed into a human, Lu Zechuan transmigrated into a novel as a no-name celebrity with the same name. He was also bound to a gossip app, which let him cultivate by completing app missions.

Lu Zechuan, unable to resist his nature: A melon patch! Woohoo! So many melons! I'll eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

To get his hands on more gossip, Lu Zechuan worked hard during the day and never slacked off. In his free time at night, he gorged himself on gossip to boost his cultivation. Every day, he was full of energy and vitality.

And then... He became famous because he worked so hard at eating gossip.

Directors and senior actors thought he was a good, hardworking guy, and kept throwing opportunities and resources his way. Fans praised him as a breath of fresh air in showbiz, and even passersby thought he was the hardest-working person in the industry.

Lu Zechuan, wage slave: ...With a workload like this, he's almost embarrassed to tell everyone he has several side hustles too.

#Popular idol secretly visits seven hotels with men and women in a single night#

#Acclaimed actor secretly fathered enough children to field a soccer team#

#Veteran artist's reputation in his twilight years ruined#

#How closely does this actor resemble a wanted criminal?#

As netizens excitedly remarked on the unusually juicy news lately, they suddenly noticed that Lu Zechuan always showed up at the scene whenever another celebrity's career imploded, completely unharmed and happily enjoying the gossip.

Because he could walk through a field of melons without a single leaf sticking to him, and wherever he went, someone's career was bound to collapse, Lu Zechuan earned several nicknames:

"The King of Gossip."

"The Chua of Showbiz."

"The Conan of Showbiz."

"Showbiz's Demolition Crew."

His fans: Sorry, that makes so much sense. We can't argue with that.

Rival fans: Damn, this guy's not right. Let's not mess with him.

Slightly guilty Lu Zechuan: ...

Sorry, but he exposed all that gossip because he couldn't stand watching it go unreported.

One day, Lu Zechuan unlocked some explosive gossip about Chu Yanxing, the youngest actor ever to achieve a grand slam. It looked like his career might be about to implode.

Determined to get the scoop firsthand, Lu Zechuan carefully plotted how to get close to him.

Later, he discovered that Chu Yanxing's career really hadn't imploded.

But his bed... was about to collapse under Lu Zechuan's enthusiastic efforts.

With the corners of his eyes reddened, Lu Zechuan could barely catch his breath as Chu Yanxing kissed him. He pleaded haltingly:

"...I don't want any more."

"It's too big..."

"This melon."

"Wield the pen of justice and pierce the darkness to glimpse the light."

A calculating, strategic top x A justice-minded, fun-loving bottom

Theme: Justice will always triumph over darkness