Genius top student Song Yubai transmigrates into a boys' love cultivation novel, becoming the cannon-fodder shizun to a bunch of disabled and useless disciples.
According to the original plot, his eldest disciple will lose all his cultivation while practicing, his second disciple will fail at cultivation and become half-human, half-demon, and his third disciple will be tormented by love. Later, the biggest villainous BOSS will even show up at their sect.
Song Yubai: "Damn, what a disastrous start. Is this sect doomed or what?"
On top of that, they're the foil to the sect where the neighboring protagonist lives. In the end, even the villainous BOSS will be killed and redeemed by the female lead.
Song Yubai: "Well, would you look at that. The male and female leads aren't just in love, they've got a tragic romance plot, too."
As a newly appointed shizun, Song Yubai thinks it over for a long time, then decides that studying is the way to change his sect's fate.
He puts his terrifying learning ability as a top student to work. After researching for a day and a night, he starts giving one-on-one instruction the next day.
His eldest disciple will lose his cultivation while practicing?
That's because he hasn't found the right way to study.
His second disciple will go berserk while practicing?
That's because his problem-solving approach is wrong.
His third disciple is tormented by love?
Then he needs more homework. The wise don't fall into the river of love; the eternally single pursue master's and doctoral degrees all the way.
And so...
Under his guidance, every disciple makes a breakthrough, stunning everyone.
The neighboring protagonist's team, secretly altering Song Yubai's sect's destiny: ?????
Even when Chu Wenjing, the biggest villainous BOSS in the entire book, comes to live at the sect, Song Yubai isn't afraid. His peach-blossom eyes brim with amusement. "Want to sign up for classes? There's a discount for an annual membership."
Because Song Yubai's teaching results are so outstanding and the sect disciples improve so noticeably, his cram school instantly becomes famous throughout the cultivation world. The once-quiet sect is suddenly bustling with visitors.
Independent cultivators come from far and wide to study. The great clans send their talented disciples to learn in advance. Many sects want to send exchange students to Song Yubai's sect. Even the demon realm sends its crown prince over for a bit of educational reform...
Song Yubai's "Cultivation Cram School" keeps expanding. There's a small exam every month and a major exam every three months. No one in the entire cultivation world can escape his clutches, and under the cram school's tutelage, the ascension rate rises year after year.
The protagonist from the neighboring sect, watching it grow more popular by the day: ?????
Everything is going well, except Song Yubai feels that Chu Wenjing's gaze is getting stranger and stranger.
Chu Wenjing, the villainous BOSS who was supposed to be redeemed by the female lead, holds a book, his gaze dark and his Adam's apple bobbing. "Shizun, I want to discuss one-on-one lessons with you."
"The kind where we study dual cultivation techniques."
Song Yubai, suddenly enlightened: ...Oh no. So this is that kind of boys' love.
Damn, being a shizun really is a high-risk profession.
World-destroying villainous BOSS gong X ascetic, study-obsessed shizun shou
Theme: My fate is mine to command, not Heaven's