A Millennium-Old Ancestor Reborn in the Interstellar Era to Farm

A famous demon-pill purifier from a thousand years ago was sealed away and reincarnated as an idiot.

By the time the idiot broke the seal, he had already been stranded on a garbage planet.

A crashed escape pod, an inaccessible safe zone, a fragile little cat, and his own crippled body.

With the thousand-year seal undone and his memories restored, Lian Qingchen took a deep breath. It's fine. This is nothing.

Driven out of the garbage planet's safe zone? Then he'd grow spiritual plants in the polluted zone and make a safe zone of his own.

The plants and animals in the polluted zone were poisonous and inedible? Add purified spiritual plants and cook them into a delicious meal.

His spiritual power was crippled, so he couldn't chant spells? No problem. His kitty could provide him with spiritual power!

His goals were clear: grow crops to improve his life, raise his kitty into a chubby porker, and settle every grievance and feud.

The leader of the safe zone wanted to make him a slave? Then he'd become the leader instead.

A big corporation wanted to monopolize every business? He'd show them what it meant to be crushed by a thousand-year-old ancestor from an entirely different dimension.

A certain conglomerate wanted to sign him up and make him a purifier... Wait, what did you say?

Lian Qingchen discovered that the purifier tradition had gone a little astray.

Purifiers a thousand years ago focused on cultivation and guiding souls to the afterlife. The more spells they knew, the stronger they were, and the more tools they carried, the more brazen they became.

Purifiers in the interstellar era focused on singing, dancing, and rap. They purified the environment with concerts, and their status was measured by their number of fans.

The top-tier star purifier looked down on the obscure nobody. Your cat's nice. Give it to me.

Lian Qingchen: ...If you can't understand human speech, I happen to know a little martial arts.

The top-tier star purifier: You messed with me. My fans can make your life hell.

Lian Qingchen: You mess with me, and I'll make you lose any reason to exist.

Cybernetic purification machines went on sale, and all sides rushed to buy the high-quality, low-cost machines. The singing-and-dancing purifiers were put out of work as a group.

The modern purifiers were dumbfounded. Why does this guy look so much like the founding patriarch in our textbooks?! Help, our ancestor has come back to life!

[If you don't provoke him, he'll at most make things unpleasant for you. If you do, his revenge starts with digging three feet into the ground and destroying your foundations, and there's no upper limit.]

[Words from the purifiers of a thousand years ago, passed down to their juniors.]

[Unfortunately, they never made it into the textbooks.]

1. A defiant demon-pill founding patriarch bottom x a serious, lovestruck spirit beast, a big cat top.

All the cats: You say you're observing and keeping an eye on him, but why does it look like you're totally taking his side?

Top: Quiet. I have my own rhythm.

2. The romance is slow to heat up, but it is definitely there, and they're endgame.

3. A comeback work, trying to get my feel for writing back. Hope you don't mind OWO.

Theme: Staying true to yourself is the right path