Enemies to spouses, then lovers... what the heck?
While Shao Fengyi and his most hated rival were teaming up to hunt down an evil spirit,
the other man pulled out a powerful treasure and declared it the world's strongest love curse, one that would make them both its captives.
Shao Fengyi's vision went black. When he woke up again, ten years had passed.
His subordinates cheered, "Congratulations, Valley Master! It's the tenth anniversary of your wedding to your rival!"
Shao Fengyi: Huh?
The good news: The evil spirit failed to make the two of them its captives.
The bad news: They became each other's captives instead!
The even worse news: Ten years later, Shao Fengyi woke up!
The evil spirit from back then had been killed, but the two of them had fallen in love.
No one knew what had happened that day. All they knew was that the pair had spent ten years joining forces to lay down a chain formation, all so they could bind themselves together for all eternity.
Their factions had merged until they were indistinguishable from one another, and their wedding was a regular fixture on the list of "Most Enviable Weddings."
Everyone thought theirs was true love. Everyone wished them a long and happy life together. Nothing but death could ever part them.
Then both men came to their senses at the same time and stared at each other.
... That hopeless romantic wasn't me!
Hurry up and dismantle that formation binding us together for all eternity!
#HowDoWeGetDivorcedAndSplitUpWithEveryoneRootingForUsAskingForAFriendUrgently#
Righteous, peerless top who has it all x Scheming, pragmatic, theatrical bottom
A classic righteous master and a classic villainous scoundrel
Bound together by a love curse for ten years
A story about them waking up to mutual social death, embarrassed enough to dig out a whole cave abode, and doing their best to break free
=Upcoming Novel
"Interstellar Farming, Cyber Exorcism"
In the interstellar age, humanity's negative emotions pollute the environment, and purification masters are needed to cleanse it.
A useless young master with almost nonexistent psychic power is publicly humiliated by his idol, a revered purification master, and banished to a remote planet.
At a moment of crisis, the seal on his soul is broken, and he regains memories from a thousand years ago.
A thousand years ago, purification masters grew spiritual herbs, set up wards, and performed rites to send disasters on their way for a fee. They were reclusive mystics through and through.
A thousand years later, purification masters sing, dance, and rap. If they want to cleanse a disaster, they have to hold a concert in the area. The one with the most fans is the strongest purification master.
What was considered unconventional a thousand years ago is now seen as old-fashioned and backward.
The master-level rebel purification master, hated by all: ... Is the future a little too ridiculous?
This genuine ancient person, who is anything but backward, keeps growing spiritual herbs and setting up wards in the interstellar age, combining them with technology to make electronic purification devices. His brand is "cyber exorcism."
Leaders everywhere: These spiritual herbs! This cyber exorcism device! They're faster and easier to use than hiring a purification master to put on a concert, and most importantly, they save money!
Netizens everywhere: Long live technological progress! We finally don't have to suck up to those stuck-up purification masters anymore!
Buyers everywhere: With a face identical to the master in our textbooks, this product is absolutely trustworthy!
Faced with orders pouring in from every direction, he calmly replies:
"I just finished harvesting. You'll have to wait for the next crop."
A master-level purification expert takes in a gifted young orphan, grows crops and conducts research with him, and raises him into an outstanding purification master.
Top: I'll give everything I have to repay my teacher!
Bottom: What are you doing right now?
Top: Giving everything naturally includes my body~
Author's completed interstellar farming novels:
"Reborn as the Top Star on Meow Planet"
→ A researcher is reborn to change his fate, gets whisked away to Meow Planet by a big shot, and is doted on by cats everywhere.
"My Former Master, Whom I Wooed, Chased Me to the Stars [Farming]"
→ A pitiful soul transmigrates to a cultivation world to learn technology. When he returns, his entire sect follows him.
"I Farm in the Stars and Raise a God"
→ A chuuni teenager goes to a backward planet and works hard to build infrastructure for a big kitty god.
"I Have a Little Asteroid"
→ A cultivation-world workaholic is struck by lightning and sent to the stars, where he rebuilds a Peach Blossom Spring in a new era.
Ball Ball Special Ops [x]
"The Lucky One's Beloved Family Only Wants to Be a Lazy Fish"
→ Senior brother, everyone in the sect is hiding their abilities. After being reborn, the hard-luck mountain god gives up and becomes a lazy fish, only to advance his career and find love.
"I Farm on an Island and Build a Fortune [Reborn]"
→ Fish Ball: A bottom who is reborn and learns to manage an island, and a top who is reborn and learns how to date properly. Their misunderstandings pile up, so they have to start over.
"I Eloped with the Villain [Book Transmigration]"
→ Moon Ball: An arrogant, powerful Ragdoll cat top x a cowardly, mischievous original author. What goes around comes around.
"The Villain Family's Beloved Little Darling"
→ Planet Ball: A super-fragile character grows into a fragile artillery unit, while a scheming protagonist gets relentlessly tormented by the villain family.
"When the Protagonist's Cheat Gets Butterflied"
→ Silly Ball: A willful, troublemaking transmigrated bottom gets chased down and remembered, while his devoted top spends a million words in a tearful quest to win his wife.
"Why Not Marry the Cat? [Reborn]"
→ Coal Ball: The daily pursuit (?) of a proud, domineering crown prince cat top. Even through reincarnation, he's still searching for you.
"I'm the Life Winner's Nemesis"
→ Ice Ball: A proper, old-fashioned top faces off against an unrestrained, troublemaking bottom. They were born to torment each other.
"From Cannon Fodder to Everyone's Favorite [Quick Transmigration]"
→ Sugar Ball: A professional cannon fodder and an ominous evil beast cause chaos in world after world to win their freedom. I've had my eye on you from the start.
"Diary of a Stoic Cat Lover"
→ Fur Ball: The daily cat-petting life of a stoic, fur-loving bottom and a battle-loving cat top who's the village landlord's idiot son.
Theme: The world is unpredictable. Stay true to yourself.
This time traveling guy is really a wonderful person. I wonder if he will always be the backdrop. There will still be real people appearing on the scene
Laughing to death, so the only excuse is gone.
Loved. These two silly children were born too late or they are deaf to what is going on outside the window. It's been ten years and there's still a doge who's eager to be cannon fodder.
Ha ha ha ha. Let's talk about it in detail. I haven't read the script and I don't understand.
Straight ball game high! Sai Gao!
They really complement each other so well
I began to wonder about the function of the love spell. One of the functions of the love spell is to prevent amnesia.
A post-hero biography feel. The protagonist's little fish transformed into a senior figure among young people after thousands of years, and his relaxed and ordinary days turned into unknown heroes. However, after the center was separated, everything turned into memories, which made people sigh.
Isn't this the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The level of restoration is really high [dog head]
Thousand-Year-Old Ancestor Reborn for Interstellar Farming
Big Orange Cat Dressed as a Villain
The Master Who Has Mastered the Strategy Is Chasing the Interstellar [Farming]
Reborn as the Most Popular Cat on Meow Planet
Farming and Raising Gods in the Interstellar World
I Have a Little Asteroid [Farming]
The Lucky Darling Only Wants to Be a Couch Potato
I Eloped with the Villain [Book Transmigration]
The Villainous Family's Cherished Little Darling
After Faking My Death, I Became My Nemesis's Pet
Farming and Thriving on a Desert Island
From Cannon Fodder to Everyone’s Favorite [Quick Transmigration]
This time traveling guy is really a wonderful person. I wonder if he will always be the backdrop. There will still be real people appearing on the scene
Laughing to death, so the only excuse is gone.
Loved. These two silly children were born too late or they are deaf to what is going on outside the window. It's been ten years and there's still a doge who's eager to be cannon fodder.
Ha ha ha ha. Let's talk about it in detail. I haven't read the script and I don't understand.
Straight ball game high! Sai Gao! They really complement each other so well
I began to wonder about the function of the love spell. One of the functions of the love spell is to prevent amnesia.
A post-hero biography feel. The protagonist's little fish transformed into a senior figure among young people after thousands of years, and his relaxed and ordinary days turned into unknown heroes. However, after the center was separated, everything turned into memories, which made people sigh.
Isn't this the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The level of restoration is really high [dog head]
"Pamper the Valley Master to Heaven"
Haha, this is not normal now