The Lucky Darling Only Wants to Be a Couch Potato

This novel will enter VIP status on November 3. Chapters 1-25 will become paid chapters, through the latest update. Jing Li was the youngest in his sect. With four older fellow disciples of only middling talent, he was the sect's sole claim to fame, struggling to keep up appearances. To protect the sect's grounds, he made a grand sacrifice of himself. Then he discovered that every one of his fellow disciples had been hiding their true abilities, and he was the only one who had been naively throwing himself away. One had the bloodline of a ferocious beast, another carried a blood feud. One wanted to slack off and take it easy, while another wanted to focus on research... On the surface, they were all hopelessly incompetent. Behind the scenes, each was a mighty ruler, pretending to be weak to catch others off guard. Don't ask. They all had their reasons for hiding their abilities, and as long as their junior brother kept up the sect's image, all was well. Realizing he never needed to sacrifice himself in the first place, Jing Li was overcome with grief. A bunch of liars! They played with my feelings! Reborn back to the day he first joined the sect, Jing Li decided he didn't want to work hard this time. He would happily be a pampered, lazy favorite, wheedling and acting spoiled until those people who had hidden their talents so long they had gone rusty went out and upheld the sect's reputation! Otherwise, where would that leave his dignity as the Mountain God? = Su Changming had long since grown used to people keeping their distance because of his ferocious beast bloodline. He joined the sect only to find a way to suppress it. He never expected his junior brother to approach and care for him while trembling with fear every time. At first, he was surprised. Then he was touched. Later, once he had grown accustomed to the little tagalong constantly making trouble for him, he realized he could no longer let him go. His junior brother knew nothing of the world. As his senior, he was willing to shoulder everything for him. The author's upcoming novel: "I Have a Little Asteroid [Farming]" In the year 233 of the Star Calendar, the Republic launched the "Asteroid Restoration Plan." Cultivating and managing asteroids became the next big thing. Out of jealousy, the eldest son of the Bai family attacked his half-brother at their graduation party. After being disowned by the Bai family and having all his assets frozen, the eldest son vanished without a trace. Bai Anyi sighed. "That's a wrap. Yay!" Bai Anyi, a cultivator struck by heavenly lightning and sent to another world, had taken on a task to "play a wealthy family's cannon-fodder character." Once the role was over, he was free to go. His former peach-blossom paradise had become a wasteland and urgently needed rebuilding. Along the way, he took in an injured kitten that needed treatment. But there was a problem. He had no money! Couldn't afford tools? He'd do the work himself. The fact that a cultivator could carry a cauldron was simply an objective fact. Couldn't afford fragments to upgrade? He'd leave it to the fortunes of his cave abode. Its stockpile was full of rare treasures. A man and a cat started streaming to make ends meet, and their broadcast instantly became a hit across the stars! = For a long time, Sheng Tiancheng had been having a strange dream. In it, he was a wild beast wandering through space, drifting from one star system to another. Recently, he realized it wasn't entirely a dream. But... How had he suddenly gone from being wild to being someone's pet?! Seeing that the new streamer who had taken him in wasn't eating properly again, Sheng Tiancheng quietly opened the livestream after waking up. [The livestream received a tip of 10,000 star coins. Message: Use this to get yourself something good to eat. Also, don't feed the cat random stuff. No cat food.] [The livestream received a tip of 50,000 star coins. Message: Don't dress the cat up in all sorts of silly accessories. Stop working all day long. You don't need those cheap gimmicks. The cat's breed is unknown, so don't get it neutered on a whim!!!] #ByDayImYourTopSupporterByNightImYourCat# =+=+=+= The author's completed novels: The Ball Squad [X] "Eloped with the Villain [Book Transmigration]" → Moon Ball: a proud, powerful ragdoll cat seme x a cowardly, mischievous original author. What goes around comes around. "The Villain Family's Delicate Little Darling" → Planet Ball: a super-fragile character grows into a fragile-type artillery turret, while the scheming protagonist is pitifully tormented by the villain family in turn. "Diary of a Stoic Cat Owner" → Furry Ball: the daily cat-petting life of a stoic fluff-loving shou and a silly, battle-loving cat seme, the landlord's foolish son. "When the Protagonist's Cheat Got Butterflied Away" → Silly Ball: a willful troublemaking shou transmigrates into a book and gets pursued, while his lovestruck seme spends a million words shedding blood and tears to win him back. "Why Won't You Marry Me, Meow! [Reborn]" → Coal Ball: the daily pursuit (?) of a proud, domineering crown prince cat seme. Even after countless cycles of reincarnation, he still searches for you. "I Am the Winner of Life's Enemy" → Ice Ball: a proper, old-school seme faces off against a free-spirited troublemaking shou. They were born to torment each other. "I Farmed and Made a Fortune on an Island [Reborn]" → Fish Ball: a shou who learns to manage an island after being reborn, and a seme who learns how to date properly after being reborn. With misunderstandings piling up, they can only start over. "The Cannon Fodder Changes Careers to Become Everyone's Favorite [Quick Transmigration]" → Sugar Ball: a story about a professional cannon fodder and an ominous evil beast causing trouble in different worlds to win their freedom. I liked you from the very beginning. Theme: Learn to communicate with the people around you instead of burying yourself in hard work. You might achieve even more.