And You’re Still Saying This Isn’t Amphoreus? [Genshin Impact Crossover]

【The game's main story has begun】 (Note: The main story won't be broken. The original work will be respected. It's a slow burn: the present belongs to the protagonist, and the future belongs to the Traveler.) My name is ■■. I used to be a Xianzhou Luofu long-life species, but after reincarnating as a Memokeeper of the Garden of Recollection, I was tricked by my boss and Lord of Eternal Joy into going to an unknown world. At first, I firmly believed it was called Amphoreus. It took me a while to realize I was wrong. This world is called Teyvat. A player and Memokeeper who created too many secret identities by exploiting bugs got struck by Acheron, causing their game pod to malfunction, and transmigrated. As their soul split into several pieces, in a dim world, the Memokeeper fell toward the world's depths and seemed to see a glowing screen. 【You awaken from the darkness】 【Please draw your identity card】 【Identity card keywords confirmed: Fleuve Cendre, underground, broken family】 【Begin your adventure】 The player named themselves Pale, meaning grayish-white, and was overjoyed. When a red-name NPC was about to hurt their family, they made a bomb by hand and blew up Fleuve Cendre's drainage system. That day, all of Fontaine experienced the terror of being flooded with sewage. Neuvillette: The Maison Gardiennage has filed charges against you, accusing you of destroying Fontaine's drainage system and causing irreparable damage to the nation. Pale: Nods repeatedly, beaming with joy. (That's right, it was me. Thumbs-up.jpg) Neuvillette: ...According to the verdict, you will serve six months in the Fortress of Meropide. Pale: Do you know why Neuvillette is welcomed by everyone in Fontaine? Because that guy's a light! Fontaine's Chief Justice briefly looked confused, then ordered the guards to take this apparently deranged prisoner to the Fortress of Meropide at once. “I knew long ago that gaining something inevitably meant losing something, but I never imagined this day would come so soon.” “Everything ends happily, whether lost or gained. Before the arrival of 【the End】, I will put everything on trial, ” “So that's why you blew up Fontaine's sewers, dismantled the Thousand-Armed, Hundred-Eyed Statue, and turned Azhdaha into an orange cat?” A purple-haired bartender swirls a cocktail shaker at Angel's Share. Her rose-red eyes hold a bewitching smile. A blue-haired farmer sits by Luhua Pool, picking a Glaze Lily. Dew glistening on its petals reflects the bright moonlight above. The black-haired young master of the Kujou Clan sees his distorted reflection in his wineglass, flames of desire burning deep in his crimson eyes. The white-haired young man has honey-colored skin. Blood and fire streak across it, while his amber-gold eyes conceal a murderous intent both savage and merciful. The gray-haired prisoner laughs without restraint at the distorted light beneath the waters of the Fortress of Meropide, eager to merge with the Primordial Sea. The blond gem merchant picks up a purple-blue jewel. A monstrous beast, enormous and ferocious, rests quietly at his side. The pink-haired boy slowly raises his pale blue eyes. His compassionate emerald gaze makes him one with the sick. “Who cares?” Countless voices ring out together, overlapping like a thousand-faced loving mother slowly opening her eyes. “Even if the future ends in destruction, the world is fine right now, isn't it? So let's celebrate together!” This is mostly set in Teyvat, with a little Honkai: Star Rail. The Honkai: Star Rail main story is set before the climactic battle on Amphoreus. 【My take on secret-identity stories】【No romance】【The protagonist is chaotic good, but not an absolute good person】【A little Honkai: Star Rail content, but it won't affect your reading】 Also known as: 《I'm in Amphoreus, fighting, and having a blast!》 《And you still say this isn't Amphoreus!》 《We have the Knights of Favonius, so why can't it be Amphoreus!》 《There's a Gate of Janus beneath the Sea of Bygone Eras, and you still say it's not Amphoreus!》 《What, this really is Teyvat?!》 《Where did the Nihility Emanator elbow me to?!》 《Amphoreus, open the door! Your dad's back!》 Theme: Stay happy even in adversity.