Su Yin was the young sect master of the largest demonic sect. While being hunted by her archenemy, she accidentally stumbled into a lightning tribulation.
When she opened her eyes again, she had become a mental patient at a modern sanatorium.
Worse still, the director of the psychiatric hospital looked exactly like the bastard who had killed her and caused her soul to transmigrate!
She decided to strike first. After several tests and a failed assassination, she suddenly realized that this wasn't her archenemy, Xie Lingxu.
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Her archenemy's face was before her every day, but she had no reason to pick a fight. Su Yin was suffering.
Just then, a fellow patient offered some advice: “Why doesn't the young sect master seduce the director and make him fall in love with you, go crazy for you, and slam into a wall for you?”
“Wouldn't the young sect master love to see the director, wearing your archenemy's face, humbly beg for your love, gladly offer you everything, and treat you as his whole world?”
Su Yin: !
A genius!
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After some time spent trying to seduce him, her relationship with the director still hadn't improved. Su Yin decided to make a bold move.
She had a fellow patient bring her the legendary “elixir that makes men obedient.”
The elixir worked. The usually composed and self-controlled man grew dark-eyed and slowly approached her, narrowing the distance he usually kept so carefully.
Su Yin watched with satisfaction, until she heard him ask, “Who are you looking at through me?”
Su Yin: !
She was horrified. “Pah, pah, pah! Why bring up that ill-omened bastard? That dog must have been struck dead by the heavenly lightning, completely and utterly dead!”
Xie Lingxu, who had been about to reveal his identity: “...”
Reading guide
A silly, sweet little story
New story in progress: The System Made Me the Dragon Root Manager
Ye Wushuang transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation novel, becoming a rootless mortal who could die at any moment.
The System made a deal with her: if she completed her tasks, it would let her do whatever she wanted throughout the continent.
Why pass up a good deal? Ye Wushuang readily agreed. “What's my task?”
The System: “Protect the Dragon Protagonist's virginity and become the manager of his dragon root!”
Ye Wushuang: ?
“Wait, what kind of novel is this?”
The System: “Sweetie, it's a harem novel from Dianjia's featured selection!”
*
At the time, the Dragon Protagonist was still a bullied outer disciple at the neighboring Sword Sect.
Poor, weak, and unruly, he had nothing going for him but his looks.
Yet countless beautiful women surrounded him, throwing themselves at him.
Ye Wushuang was fed up. To lighten her workload, she specially ordered a Dragon Protagonist edition Plus chastity belt.
When he received the gift, he lowered his head, his expression hidden. His voice sounded strange, his shoulders trembling slightly, as if he were crying.
“This is the first time anyone's ever given me... a present.”
What a poor little thing. Ye Wushuang felt a twinge of guilt for one second.
Then she turned back to figuring out how to solve the problem once and for all.
*
After working diligently for over half a year, Ye Wushuang realized the Dragon Protagonist was leveling up even more slowly than she was, and promptly quit.
She sneaked into the pharmacy, grabbed a dose of impotence medicine, and put it in his food.
Problem solved for good.
The Dragon Protagonist ate it all without suspicion.
Ye Wushuang crouched outside the door, rubbing her hands in excitement as she waited. Suddenly, the System in her mind shrieked:
“It's over! I got the book wrong! This damn book isn't about a harem Dragon Protagonist. It's about a reborn Dragon Protagonist seeking revenge!”
Ye Wushuang: ?
Wait a minute?
“And also,” the System said sweetly, “sweetie, you just grabbed an aphrodisiac instead of impotence medicine~”
Ye Wushuang: ??
What? No??
“Creak.”
The door behind her opened without warning.
The Dragon Protagonist's skin was flushed. He panted softly, his dark eyes unfathomable, and grabbed her ankle, dragging her inside.
“How thoughtful of you to deliver yourself right to my door...”
Just before the door closed, Ye Wushuang had only one last thing to say:
You damn little poor thing!!!
The end
Coming soon: But the Villain Is Handsome
Yun Yao transmigrated into a cultivation novel, becoming a cannon-fodder female character who doesn't survive three chapters, caught up in the love and hate between the heroine, a beacon of righteousness, and the hero, a demon-world spy.
But she can't remember the plot, or even who the main characters are :)
After a month of agonizing thought, at the brink of life and death, she finally remembered!
Then she damaged her brain and mistook the male and female leads' story for her own with an outer disciple.
The outer disciple had ordinary talent, but his stunning looks and flamboyant behavior made him famous throughout the sect.
After much thought, Yun Yao decided not to follow the original story's path. She wrote a breakup note, planning to nip the original owner's budding romance in the bud.
The outer disciple was handsome, and admirers came one after another to confess to him.
Yun Yao hid behind a tree and saw him drive away a senior sister who had confessed to him, using a casual tone and cruel words. She grew even more determined.
Who needs a jerk like that!
Then the man casually raised his eyes, and all the spring scenery paled in comparison.
Yun Yao fell silent for a moment, then tore up the breakup note on the spot.
She was in!
*
Xie Jinglan, the young master of the demon clan, was the villain most hated by the original novel's readers. Arrogant and unrestrained, cold and heartless, he stirred up the entire cultivation world by himself, putting the main couple through eighty-one trials and tribulations before delivering the novel's tragic ending.
No one knew that he had been hiding among the outer disciples of the immortal sect from the very beginning.
One day, he received a note:
[Lanlan, three days apart and I miss you terribly. Midnight tonight, same place, don't be late. Love, Yao.]
Xie Jinglan: ...?
Who are you?
*
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Later, Yun Yao's poisoned brain was finally cured. Looking back, she realized her underlings were the original novel's hero and heroine, while the man at her side was its main villain.
She cried, repented, and dropped to her knees at lightning speed.
The man lowered his eyes, his expression unreadable. “What were all those things between us?”
Yun Yao hesitated. “Our... wonderful seaweed-snack days?”
Xie Jinglan: ...
The moment Xie Jinglan pinned her down and made her cry, Yun Yao swore she'd be a dog if she ever let a man's face fool her again.
From the corner of her eye, she saw sweat trickle from his temple, sliding along his sharp jaw to his sexy Adam's apple.
She: ...Woof.
*
#What, I'm not the main character??!
#I can't help it, he's just so handsome
#What's wrong with being a sucker for good looks!
#I worked so hard for love that I almost became the top disciple of the immortal sect, and now you're telling me she was just poisoned and not thinking straight??!
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Theme: Seeking common ground while accepting differences.
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