The Eunuch Lord Has a Secret Crush on Me

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Synopsis:

Tian Qing is the pampered youngest son of the Grand Tutor's family. Then, one day, he suddenly can't sleep.

He takes a letter from beneath his pillow. Looking at the bold, direct words written on it, Tian Qing sits up in irritation.

Tian, Blushing, Qing: "The Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years has a secret crush on me?!"

Xie Lin, known as the White-Faced Yama and the Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years, is peerlessly handsome, like a male fox spirit. But unlike a fox spirit, he is not amorous. He is cold-hearted, vindictive, and fiercely protective of his own.

In Tian Qing's eyes, Xie Lin is either killing someone or on his way to kill someone. So whenever Tian Qing runs into him, he is terrified and always tries to avoid him.

But by a twist of fate, Tian Qing picks up a letter that fell from Xie Lin.

When he opens it, he discovers that it is a love letter, written to him. Every word is heartfelt, and the letter is full of the kind of humble devotion that comes from loving someone to the very core.

After reading it, Tian Qing's face turns bright red. Flustered, he puts the letter away.

Tian Qing: "Hmph, he can't even behave himself after becoming a eunuch... Oh, well. He's kind of pitiful. I should treat him better from now on."

Xie Lin is ordered to investigate the deposed Crown Prince's conspiracy to usurp the throne. Just as he begins investigating Grand Tutor Tian, Tian Qing, who usually avoids him, comes to "seduce" him.

Xie Lin narrows his eyes and gives a cold laugh. Something strange is going on, and he wants to see what other tricks the Grand Tutor has up his sleeve.

Xie Lin: "Guards, come with me to arrest Grand Tutor Tian."

The Grand Tutor's study...

Tian Qing steps in front of his father, eyes red as he glares at Xie Lin. "Will you really stop at nothing?"

Xie Lin gives a derisive laugh and stares intently at Tian Qing. "I'm merely acting according to the rules..."

Before he can finish, Tian Qing steps forward and kisses him on the lips.

"Is this enough? I'll marry you, all right!"

Grand Tutor Tian's face turns livid: "???!!!"

Xie Lin: "..."

The guards: (⊙?⊙) Is it really that intense?!

The young eunuch: Aaaah! What did I just see?! Are they going to kill me to keep this quiet?!

Sinister, petty, fake eunuch top x foolish, beautiful young noble bottom

Synopsis posted November 20, 2023, archived and saved with screenshots. New author with fragile bones, no copycat accusations!

P.S.:

1. The top is a fake eunuch, fake! The bottom is a foolish beauty. The author only knows how to write sweet, fluffy romances, so don't expect a strong x strong pairing.

2. The setting is fictional, no need to nitpick! The historical setting does not follow modern laws!

3. Nobody is perfect. The characters are not flawless!

4. If you drop the story, don't tell me. No writing advice, please!

5. I'm a new author, still experimenting with and figuring out my point of view and writing style. If it's not to your taste, please don't flame me!

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