Coming soon: My Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Eunuch Has a Secret Crush on Me, featuring a gloomy, petty fake-eunuch gong and a silly, beautiful young nobleman shou
Synopsis:
Yang Miao is a sweet, beloved young master, born into the Earl's household and cherished by his imperial uncle. He is showered with affection by everyone around him.
Unfortunately, he and his brother are twins, and they both suffered in the womb. He was frail from birth, and had to take medicinal tonics as soon as he turned one month old.
Whenever he saw a bowl of dark medicine, the little toddler would curl into a ball and cry, refusing to drink it no matter what.
Only Xu Lang, the adopted son of the Earl of Chengen, could coax him into drinking half a bowl.
After finishing his medicine with tears still on his cheeks, the little boy sniffled. "Sweet Bao isn't sweet anymore. I'm so bitter."
His father, the Earl of Chengen, scoured the land for countless rare treasures and brought them to him, all in hopes of improving his youngest son's health.
A single bite of these rare treasures was enough to give other people a nosebleed, but to Yang Miao, they were like ordinary radishes and cabbage.
His father even invited the top martial arts scholar to teach him a set of exercises to strengthen his body.
But on the first day of lessons, Yang Miao punched the scholar once, and the man had to be carried out of the Earl's residence.
The Earl of Chengen: "Aren't you the greatest martial arts scholar?"
The scholar spat blood. "Before your young master struck me, I certainly was the greatest martial arts scholar..."
Yang Miao's eyes reddened, and he shrank back in fright. "I only touched him lightly."
As soon as he finished speaking, little Yang Miao fainted weakly into Brother Lang's arms.
Xu Lang invited a renowned physician to examine him. After taking his pulse, the physician looked astonished. "This child has a strong heart and immense strength. He's a natural martial arts prodigy."
Everyone looked at the little toddler who could barely sit up: ...
Yang Miao: ...No! I can't do it. I won't listen. I'm frail. I just want Brother Lang to hold me!
A gentle, doting physician gong vs. a strong, spoiled, scheming shou
P.S.:
1. The shou is simply strong, with no special martial arts powers. The story is mostly about everyday family life. There's no angst, just sweetness.
2. The setting is fictional, so there's no need to check it against history! The ancient setting doesn't follow modern rules!
3. No one is perfect, and the characters aren't meant to be!
4. If you drop the story, don't tell me. No unsolicited writing advice, please!
The author's temper flares easily, so don't push it!
5. There is a pregnancy plotline. Please don't read if that bothers you!
Synopsis uploaded on August 27, 2023. This obscure author has brittle bones and doesn't want anyone picking a fight!
Announcement: The full novel will be taken down on Thursday, June 20. The paid chapters will be chapters 26-64, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them. Thank you for all your support. I hope you'll continue to support my future stories.
Theme: Be your truest self
Alas, this emperor is also... How many talents have been lost?
"It has been changed." "Catch a big bug for the author~ It's time to pass
I hope the author's father can get through this difficult time [Pigeon] If I have the opportunity to continue writing this book in the future, I will definitely come to support it [Pigeon]
??? Is this dad such a saint?
Are Yang Zhao and Wen Yu the two in the other book?
"But as soon as Yang Miao took action, he caught a big bug in the author's mind~ It should be "this"
Sure enough, at the time of his father, I hated the brother and sister, but at the time of Tianbao, the daughter he gave birth to was also virtuous.
"I can't cry by myself" is a big bug for the author~ I can't help myself, I'm catching bugs.
"Play with me." "Catch a big bug for the author~ play with you
"Change" is a big bug for the author~ the