Coming soon: Transmigrate Back to Ancient Times and Become an Ancestor, a simple, peaceful farming story with no great wealth or status, just the little ups and downs of family life.
Ancient romance coming soon: The Little Miss Is Lost Again. Which is better, the childhood sweetheart or the newcomer? Come help our beloved little girl decide~
Blurb:
Wen Yu fainted in the mountains, starving and freezing. As consciousness faded, he looked at the man crouching beside him with watery eyes. Driven by instinct to survive, Wen Yu reached out and grabbed the man's clothes.
“Take me home…”
The village's fearsome hunter carried the unconscious Wen Yu on his shoulder, kicked open the door to Wen Yu's uncle and aunt's house, then sat down in the main room like a bandit.
Yang Zhao tossed the unconscious Wen Yu onto the table and licked his back teeth with a faint smile.
“Your family's shuang'er, I'll buy him by the catty…”
Before long, a rumor spread through Shangyang Village: the Wen family's shuang'er was dead. Hunter Yang liked eating people. He'd weighed out Wen family's Yu-ge'er and bought half of him to take home…
Villager B: “I saw it with my own eyes. He took the upper half, packed in the basket on his back. There wasn't a bit of color in his face.”
Villager A: “Later, I think he wrapped him in a torn mat. Blood dripped out of it.”
Villager C: “The second son of the Yang family used to be a bandit. Even the county magistrate seems to be afraid of him.”
Three days later, the Yang family held a feast. The villagers all wore strained smiles, but none dared touch the meat on the table.
The food smelled so good that it made the sleeping man drool…
Hearing a soft sob, the villagers all turned to look. A pale little face hung in the window, “wailing” at them.
Villagers: “Aaaah!!! A ghost!”
Later…
Eating wild vegetable cakes made by his little husband, Yang Zhao looked calm, but inside he was warmly planning how to help his husband put on some weight.
He glanced at his husband's slender, pale arms and legs. The way he ate was like feeding a bird. Yang Zhao's face darkened.
His little husband trembled in fear beside him, holding half a bowl of chicken soup with a miserable expression.
“I, I… really can't eat any more.”
Later still…
In the Earl's mansion, the little husband fanned himself and ate chilled melon, fondly reminiscing about the hard life in the mountains.
Bonus story about their child: Sweet Little Treasure and His Husband (coming soon)
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Reading guide: Everyday farming and family life, a slow-burn sweet romance, with only a tiny amount of court politics. No angst! A lighthearted, stress-relieving treat. Please read with caution if you dislike childbirth plots.
P.S.:
1. The setting is fictional, no need to nitpick historical accuracy! The ancient setting does not follow modern rules!
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Blurb saved July 26, 2022.
Theme: May each day be better than the last.
Li Zimo is a generation cook who will go home and inherit the family property if he doesn't study hard. Lao Li's family has an ancestral recipe book. It is said that two of his ancestors relied on this recipe book to become royal chefs. He was forced to practice sex since he was a child. When others poked his urinals, he was still playing football. When others kicked the ball, he was still playing football. When others fell in love early, he was still playing football. Li Zimo was tired of such a boring life, and even more tired of the smell of oil fumes, and wanted to escape! When Chang Chang woke up, Li Zimo's soul passed through the body of an ancient person with the same name. He blinked: ... Fuck, you went too far! Looking at his grandmother who was so hungry that she was autistic, and then at her two younger siblings who were so hungry that they were chewing their feet, Li Zimo closed his eyes peacefully. Li Zimo: This must be a dream, come on, sleep again! Li Shuangshuang held a bowl of Yangchun noodles, her eyes sparkling: "I hate you! I love you~" Li Zifeng looked at the well-fed family with admiration in his eyes: "Big brother is the best! My role model!" Li Zimo lost himself in the rainbow farts of his younger brothers and sisters... Looking at the gentle and beautiful widowed man next door, I secretly clenched my fists: If you want to capture the widowed man's heart, you must capture the widowed man... Li Zimo rolled up his sleeves and rushed into the widow's house with the family's butcher knife. Years later, Li Zimo looked at his stupid son who peed all over him and sighed, he wanted to write a book! Record his craftsmanship and pass it on to his children and grandchildren, so that his children and grandchildren will not go hungry for generations to come! It's just that this book seems more and more familiar the more I write it... I seem to have seen it somewhere?
When all emperors ascended to high positions, they became disgusted, suspicious of one thing and jealous of another. Their true temperament meant that people were pretending, but if they were not pretending, they would feel that they had bad intentions. . It's not like everyone is curious about that position. If Yang Zhao wants to be the emperor, it's not like he can't do it with his charisma. He has strategy, courage, and responsibility, so why would he want you to be the emperor?! No wonder the emperor was a loner and didn't trust anyone. . .
As expected, he is a little man and a little brother. A man should be an elder brother so that he can protect his younger brother. . . Yu Bao gave birth too quickly, he gave birth even before he took off his pants, hahahahahaha, Yang Zhao made me laugh so hard that I fainted from fright. . . Du Huailan is a brother, why did he give birth to a daughter? It will be just right to pair up with the young man from Yang Zhao's family in the future!!
Indeed, the emperor Du Huaizhang should be allowed to see more of this kind of life and not forget his roots. Otherwise, if he stays at a high place for a long time, he will become more and more indifferent and ruthless and forget what kind of person he used to be!! The people are the foundation of a country. Water can carry a boat or capsize it!!
No matter what, children should always be innocent. Having random relationships does not mean that men and women are equal. Regardless of whether they are a boy, a girl, or a brother, messy relationships are wrong!
This little brother is a bit fierce. He is worthy of being the one who reads little books with Xiao Wen.
I'm so speechless. Halfway through the game, I realized that the emperor is not a good person. Why didn't he replace him? He didn't even sit on the throne. He guessed. He was afraid that his relatives would be powerful. Then you should not marry a queen with a strong family background.
Finished with flowers. . This emperor is written very realistically
This emperor... Is very angry!!!
Hahahahahahahaha, awesome