The leasing platform has newly released a shared rental information.
It has three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and two bathrooms. The environment is pleasant and the rent is cheap. The master bedroom faces south and has plenty of light.
My roommate has superpowers and is invisible, but he pretends he doesn't exist.
Yu Luan happily moved in and lived with him peacefully for several years.
Until one day a colleague came to the house as a guest and told him that it was a haunted house.
"Superpowers? Isn't that a euphemism for haunted?"
"Not only will your roommate become invisible, he will most likely appear when he encounters a Taoist priest!"
...
Yu Luan has a little secret.
Every night when you fall asleep, you transform into an object in the infinite world.
Sometimes it's a hypocritical machete: thank you for the invitation, it's bleeding, it can't cut anyone, and the blade shakes into wavy lines.
Sometimes it's an alarm clock: I'm not fucking good at counting seconds, so I tell you what time it is! Believe it or not.
After falling asleep one day, he turned into a refrigerator in a haunted house. In order to avoid being misused, he wrote a sticky note on his face in advance:
Please don't put anything other than three dishes and one soup into my mouth. Thank you!
Then he saw his roommate appearing in front of him with a human head.
He tore off the sticky notes with an expressionless face, opened the refrigerator door, and stuffed his stomach full of stumps.
When she woke up the next day, Yu Luan was holding the toilet and vomited till the sky was dark.
Suddenly, his roommate came out and glanced at him: "We only slept together once and you're pregnant?"
Purpose: Be cautious when renting together
