Specter Express: Guaranteed Delivery, Even If It Costs Your Life! (Infinite)

Blurb: *Phantom Courier: Guaranteed Delivery, Guaranteed Death [Infinite]*

The world collapses in the blink of an eye.

Explosions ring out above the clouds, and countless crystals fall like shooting stars.

Every electronic screen displays the same message: We regret to inform you that all instances of the Otherworld have collapsed. Your world has been contaminated.

Return everything that doesn't belong in this world and reset the current world.

The Phantom Courier Company is established to restore order, distribute packages, assign couriers, plan routes, and eliminate anyone who refuses to obey.

The young man said to be the one behind the Phantom Courier delivers the cruelest truth in a gentle voice that treats everyone fairly:

“Welcome to the age of mass package delivery.”

When they first meet him, the couriers all shake their heads at their teammate Shen Li.

“He gets lost going to the bathroom three times in a row. Even a straight road feels like a winding mountain path to him! This hopelessly directionless guy is only going to hold us back!”

Then they watch the naive young man make his way through the world,

trampling the City of Withered Dreams,

swallowing the cursed candy,

catching the dream-catching copper coin,

burning the girl in the painting, then laying a flower on her lonely grave.

What a warmhearted human. The evil spirits he saves bow down in pious devotion, like believers.

When they meet him again, couriers rush in from all directions and cling to Shen Li's legs as if he were their savior.

“Boss, take me with you!!!”

Don't ask! He's a max-level boss with powerful backing!

Inside the Phantom Courier Company:

“Report, boss. Shen Li is lost again.”

“If he follows the original route, there's no way he'll finish the deliveries on time. At last, we can get rid of this thorn in our side!”

Ye Minglang: “See that mountain blocking his way? Blow it up.”

“????”

Amid the earth-shaking roar and waves of heat, Shen Li receives a message:

“Sweetheart, look, fireworks!”

The moment he stands tall and reveals himself behind him, all manner of demons and monsters bow before him.

I can smooth the thorns from your path, and I can carve a way through mountains and seas for you.

Proud, calculating, ruthless, ambitious tsundere gong who wants to become stronger vs. directionally challenged shou who seems like a well-behaved little rabbit but is actually playing the pig to eat the tiger and wants nothing more than to be ordinary

“Though our paths diverge, I hope we reach the same destination.”

Thanks to Zhao Yizhi Lang for the cover art~

Coming next: "Infinite Flow Starts with an Egg"

He Yin, a broke guy who joined a drug trial because he needed money, wakes up with amnesia and two and a half pages of side effects, including:

A cracked egg veers off course in midair and never lands in the frying pan.

Tablecloths he's touched follow him around like dogs. When happy, they stretch into flying carpets and zip around; when sad, they droop like red bridal veils and run amok like ghosts.

When he cooks, little words reading “Proficiency +1” often float before his eyes. Even sprinkling salt forces him to unlock over a dozen new moves.

He Yin: “What kind of drug did they test on me? They might as well have poisoned me! I want to call the consumer protection hotline!”

But before the call goes through, he's swept into a vortex.

It's hard enough to struggle for survival in a perilous vortex instance, but he also has to find time to deal with a whole bunch of stupid side effects.

[The rebellious egg's attitude toward you has changed from fondness to disgust. From now on, you cannot crack any eggs.]

The villain, personally cracking the egg in question: “He hit me so hard with an egg, and still managed not to break it. Impressive! I was wrong. Let me get on your good side, bro. Just say the word if you need anything.”

[The onion is sulking. You need to comfort it in time, or it will curse you to cry all day.]

Viewers: “He's so steady. He doesn't look scared at all, even in a scene this terrifying.”

Teammate: “No, no, it's all an act. You should see him when he cries!”

[They were not comforted and have decided to destroy the world.]

He Yin: “???”

[Dining Table Domain activated. Hold a banquet, serve delicious dishes, and invite them to feast. Calm their anger and earn their forgiveness.]

From then on, his world changes. Inside and outside the instances, he is constantly busy around an unfamiliar dining table.

At the far end of the table, a being beyond the mist lifts his chin tenderly.

He Yin, waving them away in disgust: “I fought my way all the way here. I didn't do it so I could be served on the table as your meal. Now shut up! Sit down! Did I say you could eat yet?”

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Theme: Even in the darkest hour, believe that the light will eventually come!