Chen Sui had just bought the first home of his life when an accident swept him into one terrifying dungeon after another.
There, forgotten gods slowly fell into darkness, evil spirits consumed by resentment lurked everywhere, and NPCs who were sometimes human and sometimes ghosts watched the players with inscrutable malice.
Only by working hard to livestream, building a following, earning points, and climbing the vast golden Skill Tree to unlock more skill rewards could he improve his odds of survival and just barely stay alive.
System (trying to be helpful): I am your new-player guide. First, please start your livestream.
Chen Sui: No!
System (so furious its screen glitches): Please...
Chen Sui: I refuse!
System (losing its mind): Please...
Chen Sui: Get lost!
The first rookie in history to refuse to livestream, Chen Sui infuriated countless systems. His following nonetheless skyrocketed, eventually surpassing players who livestreamed twenty-four hours a day until they nearly worked themselves to death.
While everyone else diligently tackled the main quests, Chen Sui had never spent a single day getting caught up in the grind. He formed a team on the spot, swiped a cat, pried open a door, and on his way out even packed up the carpet from an NPC's room.
Viewers: I love watching him shop his way through a dungeon! I'd happily watch even if it were just a recording!
His real-world furniture kept piling up. Living alone felt a little lonely. Maybe he was still missing a man of the house?
Lu Mingchao considered himself impossibly handsome. He had always been the most sought-after heartthrob in every dungeon, adored by everyone.
So how could someone treat him with such disdain?
Proud and stubborn as he was, he refused to accept it. Somehow, he wound up on a one-way road to throwing himself at the other man.
When he picked up a ruler and melted into the darkness, the ghosts instinctively huddled in the corner, trembling.
Lu Mingchao: "Stay here and lie in wait. When we come by, jump out and chase us. You, sharpen that knife. If that doesn't work, get a chainsaw. And you, stop clutching your skull so tightly. Make sure you open your head at the right moment. You're ghosts, so show some professional pride!"
With ghosts swarming behind him, he was trapped in a corner. His eyes reddened at the corners as he begged the other man for help. "Please, save me!"
The other players fought for him like mad dogs.
Chen Sui merely gave him a calm glance, then took the cushion from the sofa right in front of him.
Lu Mingchao: ...
Got it. So you like practical things!
Then he single-handedly flattened the dungeon...
Pick me, pick me! I'm really useful!
1v1, HE, aloof and solitary, teasing bottom VS universally adored, unhinged, calculating top
Thanks to Zhao Yizhi Lang for the cover art!
Coming soon: Infinite Flow Begins with an Egg. If you like it, please add it to your collection~
He Yin, a broke man who joined a drug trial because he needed money, woke up with amnesia and, to make matters worse, two and a half pages of side effects, including:
Cracked eggs veered off course in midair and never landed in the frying pan.
Tablecloths he'd touched followed him like dogs. When happy, they stretched into flying carpets and zipped around; when sad, they drooped like red bridal veils and haunted the place.
While he cooked, little messages like Cooking Skill +1 often floated before his eyes. Even sprinkling salt forced him to unlock more than a dozen new moves.
He Yin: What kind of drug was that? They might as well have poisoned me! I want to call the consumer rights hotline!
But before his call went through, he was swept into a vortex.
Surviving the perilous vortex dungeons was hard enough. On top of that, he had to find time to deal with a whole bunch of stupid side effects.
[The defiant egg's opinion of you has changed from favorable to hostile. From now on, you cannot crack open any eggs.]
Villain (personally cracking open the egg in question): He smashed me with an egg and still managed not to break it. Impressive! I'll change course and get on his good side. Bro, just say the word if you need anything.
[The onion is throwing a tantrum. You must comfort it promptly, or it will curse you to cry all day.]
Viewers: He's so composed. He doesn't seem scared at all, even in a scene this terrifying.
Teammate: No, no, that's all an act. You should see him when he cries!
[The One has not been comforted and has decided to destroy the world.]
He Yin: ???
[Dining Table Domain activated. Hold a banquet, present exquisite dishes, and invite the One to dine. Appease its anger and earn its forgiveness.]
From then on, his world changed. Inside and outside the dungeons, he was always busy around a strange dining table.
At the far end of the table, a certain being reached through a haze of fog and lifted his chin with tender indulgence.
He Yin (brushing the hand away in disgust): I fought my way all the way here. It wasn't so I could be served up on a table as your meal.
Now, shut up! Sit down! Did I say you could eat?
Theme: Life is precious
I didn't expect this ending. As the saying goes, if the result cannot satisfy you and me, then I will meet you again. Anyway, we will eventually fall in love.
I thought about many endings, but never expected this. "If you and I are not satisfied with the current result, then try it again. I will fall in love with you unconditionally countless times."
What time is 12 o'clock in the morning? Aren't normal descriptions always 0 o'clock in the morning, or 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, or 24 o'clock? It's 12 o'clock in the morning on the third day. Is it the end of the third day? That is before the end of the third day or before the fourth day?
"Although he has no education, he knows that no big thing is as important as human life." I don't know why, I want to cry when I see this sentence. It is dedicated to all of us who are struggling in ordinary life.
I think it's quite real, because they have actually experienced a copy of each other, and it is normal for them not to love each other that much. But I still hope that Gong Xian falls in love with the protagonist!!!
Just add the dog and take turns being the one, hahaha?
Wuwuwu, no more QAQ, the flowers are finished~~
I would literally cry for the director
"Deer" caught a big bug for the author~ land
I want to see the extra, please!! I want to know if Lu Lu can escape from here in the end. I want to know what happened to Director Guiyuan Lianzi and Baldhead in the end. Please! Satisfy a person who cried so hard with snot and bubbles in his nose at 1:39 in the morning.