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If you could receive your Hogwarts letter at the age of eleven, which house would you hope to be sorted into?
Going by the stereotype that Eastern wizards are clever, studious, and eager for knowledge, Li Lingye figured she would probably end up in Ravenclaw.
And yet.
The Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!!!"
Li Lingye: "..."
At least the common room is right next to the kitchen. That's pretty nice.
*
Life at Hogwarts is full of surprises.
First year: She spotted the name of the late Peter Pettigrew on the Marauder's Map.
Li Lingye: (raising her hand) I'm telling a teacher!
Second year: She accidentally found Riddle's Diary.
Li Lingye (shouting): I'm telling a teacher!!
Third year: She discovered that the new Professor Quirrell seemed to be hiding the snake-faced Dark Lord beneath his garlic-scented turban.
Li Lingye (bouncing): I'm! Telling! A! Teacher!
...Which earned her the nickname "Little Tattletale" from her archenemies.
"That Lestrange family kid gave you some other nicknames, too," her worried classmate said. "Including, but not limited to, Puffskein Who Grows Pumpkins and Troll Booger-Eater..."
Li Lingye stood up without a word.
"Are you going to tell a professor?" the other girl asked nervously, grabbing her.
"No," Li Lingye said calmly. "I'm just going to plant him in a pumpkin patch."
Reader's Guide:
▼ An alternate-universe version of the everyday life of a sword cultivator. In this parallel world, Xiao Ye never took the path of cultivation and was accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, so there are no Eastern fantasy elements, just a single magical world.
▼ No cooking hot pot in a cauldron, and no flying on a broomstick while wielding a sword.
▼ The romance is basically nonexistent, though there may be one-sided crushes.
▼ Inspired to start writing after the Harry Potter re-release. I've been especially eager to write this lately, so I'm replacing my previous collection of extra stories with this one first. [Bows]
Theme: A letter to make up for the one I didn't receive at eleven
My Butler Has Dissociative Identity Disorder
[Western Crossover] The Grim Reaper Is Always Working Overtime
[Western Crossover] Before I Decided to Become a Villain
[Western Crossover] A Bat Kid, but a Stark
Western Crossover: An Ordinary Sword Cultivator’s Day Job on a Superhero Set
[Western Crossover] Superheroes When There’s Trouble, Rich Guys When There Isn’t
Little Sunflower can't solve the case, it's okay, we can stage a double act detective We just have to wait for Sister Brucey to recover (hilarious
When I saw the almonds (peanuts), I laughed so hard. My wife was in such a beautiful state of mind! Almonds in shell are such a standard nut. What's wrong with replacing peanuts? This almond can also be used in microscopes, scanners and trackers. It is purely solar energy and is safe and pollution-free. Sister Brucey, why don't you speak? Is it because you don't like to talk by nature? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't see green layer cake, champagne gold patterned Brucies, I'm going to make a fuss.
Li Hua! (Screaming) It hurts, it hurts so much. I just racked my brains and compiled an English composition (Lie down slowly)
In that case, wouldn't it be possible? Li Hong: I lifted my hair and then cut the wrong number. Li Hua helped me lift it hahahahahahahaha
Why does it have to be a man? Men will not create female clones to balance the gender ratio and scream like crazy! Make a sharp crackling sound!!
Oh my god... Why was the original extra story replaced with a new one... My extra story…
Hahahahahahaha, why doesn't sister Brucey speak? Is it because she was born unable to speak? Hahahahaha, why doesn't sister Brucey smile? Is it because she doesn't like to laugh by nature... Hahahahahahaha
If you want to write about renwai, come up with extra stories. What a standard renwai we Chaochao and Sunflower Birdie are hahahahaha
Sister, why don't you laugh? Is it because you don't like to laugh by nature?
Sister Brucie, AKA True Detective