I Don't Hide My Meltdowns

As an older engineering grad student who spent all year cooped up in the lab and got exploited by his advisor every day, Song Jingming gritted his teeth and hung on for the sake of his thesis, teetering on the edge of a breakdown every single day.

Just as he was wondering what the point of this shitty life was, a car accident took him out for good.

When he woke up, Song Jingming had transmigrated into a danmei novel he had read not long ago.

He had become the dim-witted youngest son of the Song family, forced to marry Gu Zhuonian as his concubine to pay off the family's debts.

Song Jingming: Nice.

Because he was slow-witted, the Song family didn't treat him like a person, and the Gu family looked down on him too.

Caught between both sides, Song Jingming finally snapped.

He launched straight into a tirade at Gu's father, whose face was full of disdain.

"You bald bastard, what are you so smug about? You found five women on the side and got cheated on four times, and you still think you're hot shit?"

Gu's father: "...What?"

Gu's mother tried to speak up, but Song Jingming snapped at her too.

"Shut it, homewrecker! Don't think I don't know you want to kill the original wife's son. Gu Zhuonian's car accidents were your doing!"

Gu's mother: "...!"

Song's father said in horror, "He's got something wrong with his head!"

"You get lost! You old bastard who won't even keep his own son! How much money do you think a fool like me can get out of the Gu family? Go sell your ass yourself!"

Everyone: "..."

After an electrifying verbal rampage, Song Jingming swaggered off.

Later, his husband in name only came home.

Song Jingming struck first: "Don't give me that sour face. Don't think I don't know you couldn't bear to put your precious White Moonlight in danger, so you pretended to love me and wanted me to be your scapegoat!"

Gu Zhuonian grabbed him by the back of the neck like a little chick. Song Jingming squeaked as he was tossed into President Gu's luxury car.

"Put me down! Aaaah!" On the way, Song Jingming wailed in the Maserati, "Your stepmother tampered with the brakes! We're about to crash!"

-

Gu Zhuonian was aloof and kept his distance from women.

In three years at the helm of the family business, he had consolidated his power across the country and become the dominant force.

Plenty of people wanted to curry favor with him, and even more wanted him dead.

Too bad President Gu had married young and was as tough to kill as a cockroach.

His new husband was still in school, a tender eighteen years old.

After the wedding, Song Jingming was cheerful, optimistic, and full of zest for life. He went back to high school to study, and ranked in the province's top three in his mock exams.

He made plans for the future and chose a major. Just as his bright new life was getting started, Gu Zhuonian's rival kidnapped him.

Gu Zhuonian raised an eyebrow, indicating that he wanted to watch the show.

So that very night, Song Jingming climbed out of a police car with his head covered in blood and slapped him in front of everyone. "If you keep me from taking the college entrance exam, none of you are getting out alive! I've got nothing to lose, so come on and kill me!"

The investigation revealed that Song Jingming had traveled a thousand miles alone, taken down five kidnappers, and actively helped the police catch the culprits.

Gu Zhuonian: "..."

-

His parents were at odds, and his brothers fought among themselves.

For more than twenty years, Gu Zhuonian had quietly watched them wear human skins while acting like monsters.

Then Song Jingming showed up, like a stone tossed into a still lake, setting off a wave of furious splashing.

It was pretty interesting.

He wanted to see just what kind of chaos this guy could cause.

1. An all-seeing audience of one watches the show x a spineless fun-seeker who could blow up at any moment

2. An unconventional transmigration into a book, with the original plot derailing from start to finish

3. A setting where same-sex marriage is legal. The protagonist has a protagonist's halo and shines brilliantly

4. Insanity fiction, swagger fiction, logic-free fiction, written like a primary schooler

Theme: Pure, unadulterated fun