I Almost Became a Rabbit You Tear Apart by Hand

Bai Zhuo is a rabbit.

The good news: He became a spirit.

The bad news: Even as a spirit, he has no fighting ability at all.

After becoming a spirit, Bai Zhuo gained a lifespan as long as a human's. To keep his hard-won long life from being cut short by a wild boar, he decided to leave the mountain and join human society!

Bai Zhuo was completely lost after coming down the mountain. First, he got hungry, so he took his rabbit form and snuck into a place that raised lots of rabbits, where he ate and drank for free. Then he followed his rabbit brothers and sisters onto a vehicle with a Yu C license plate.

Qin Qin had a friend in the restaurant business who had just opened a new shop selling hand-torn rabbit meat. The friend sent him a plump rabbit.

Just as Qin Qin raised his knife to kill it, the rabbit started struggling violently and transformed right before his eyes into a young man who wasn't wearing any pants!

The young man who had been a rabbit hugged Qin Qin's leg, tears in his eyes. "Please don't kill me QAQ!"

Qin Qin: "..." Should he go see a psychiatrist?

Later, Qin Qin started keeping the rabbit, whose name was Bai Zhuo.

Every time this rabbit introduced himself, Qin Qin felt faint, because this was how the rabbit introduced himself:

"Hello, I'm Bai Zhuo. Bai as in white rabbit, and Zhuo as in clumsy."

Unable to take it anymore, Qin Qin had to teach him again and again. "From now on, when you introduce yourself, say Zhuo as in 'my wife.' Got it?"

Bai Zhuo covered his butt. "Got it QAQ!"

Theme: Humans and nature can live in harmony