My Master Is a Sword Immortal

[Synopsis screenshotted and archived on Weibo on 2026.3.11]

Synopsis:

Ye Xi binds himself to an automatic leveling System, thinking he can finally enjoy a life of lying flat. But the rewards the System gives him all turn out to be stolen!

And what's more, it makes him do the stealing himself!

One day, the System takes control of his body for the Nth time to steal something, and he gets caught red-handed.

System: [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the immortal artifact, the Xuanhuang Pagoda!]

Ye Xi looks at the immortal artifact in his hand, then at the people from the Xuantian Sect surrounding him. The corner of his mouth twitches. "You lousy System! Your Host is going to die because of you! Hurry up and save me!"

System: [This System is only responsible for issuing rewards. Please find a way to escape on your own, Host!]

Ye Xi: "I'll @#*% you!"

With the indignant crowd about to tear him limb from limb, Ye Xi gets an idea in a moment of desperation. "My master is Shen Huainan!"

The air around them instantly goes quiet. Everyone looks terrified and prostrates themselves. "We were blind to your greatness! Please forgive us, Sword Immortal!"

Ye Xi's eyes light up. So this works!

From then on, whenever the System "issues a reward," he goes around swindling people under the name of Sword Immortal Shen Huainan.

Wherever he goes, people respectfully offer him rare treasures, calling them "gifts for the Sword Immortal."

At last, Ye Xi truly gets to enjoy a life of leveling up while lying flat.

Until one day, the System chimes again: [Host detected at a cultivation bottleneck. Gifting you a dual-cultivation partner!]

Ye Xi: ?

Wait, how are you supposed to steal a partner?!

The next second, he is bewilderedly stripped by the System and tossed onto a strange bed.

The person before him has a cold, piercing gaze. A sword intent radiating icy menace presses against Ye Xi's throat.

Knowing he can't win, Ye Xi shows no fear. "My master is Shen Huainan!"

But the man doesn't submit as expected. Instead, he raises an eyebrow. "Oh? How come I don't know I have a disciple like you?"

Ye Xi: ?!!

Ye Xi: What happens when you impersonate a Sword Immortal's disciple and pull that stunt right in front of the real one?

Help! The System did this to me!

What happens is that Ye Xi is pinned down by his "Master" for one dual-cultivation session after another, until he can't help shouting, "You lousy System! I don't want this partner! Take them back! Take them back!"

Theme: Fearlessly pursuing love