Name: The Guardian Has Something to Say
Author: A Xiaasya

Synopsis

1.

Xie Yan stood upright and acted with integrity. He served the Sect Master of the Fragrant Incense Sect with every ounce of his strength until his dying breath, the most loyal of loyal dogs.

Until one day, he accidentally got his hands on an erotic novel featuring his younger sworn brother as the protagonist and love interest in a poly relationship.

In the book, Top 1 planted a Gu parasite in his brother, leaving him consumed by lust.

Top 2 took advantage of his brother under the pretense of treating him.

Top 3 treated his brother like a possession, tormenting him day and night.

And then there was Top 4, the Sect Master he served, who also turned into a tyrannical pursuer bent on taking his brother by force.

In an instant, Xie Yan's mind was swept by flying sand and rolling stones. Birds plummeted from the sky, and beasts' brains burst apart...

Then he sharpened his blade and went after all the tops.

2.

Xie Yan, the world's greatest swordsman, could castrate anyone he wanted.

Top 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please don't castrate me! I really don't know your sworn brother!

Top 2: If I ever lay eyes on your sworn brother, may five thunderbolts strike me down!

Top 3: ...Are there any normal people among you demonic cultivators? Wait! Someone, come save me, save me, save me!

An anonymous Sect Master (coaxing him): You can castrate me, but of the three ways to be unfilial, having no heir is the worst. Why don't you have my children first, Ah Yan? There's no rush to castrate me afterward.

Xie Yan (crashing): Me?

Fu En was anything but upright or proper. As the Sect Master of the Fragrant Incense Sect, he was notorious among demonic cultivators and just as notorious among the orthodox sects as a great demon.

With a band of loyal death warriors and Xie Yan, the world's greatest swordsman, as his protector, he did as he pleased. Rumor had it he bullied men and women alike and committed every imaginable evil.

It wasn't until one day, when his trusted protector came at him with a sword, intent on castrating him, that he realized his "sword" could hold someone else in his heart.

Cultured, scheming, and skilled in both magic talismans and cultivation, the Sect Master gong X A reckless, single-minded sword cultivator shou with top-tier combat prowess

This is the outline thread from before!

Reader's Guide:

1. The shou has other pairings, but the main gong and shou are strictly 1v1. The younger brother is sworn, with no blood relation.

2. The shou is the strongest in the entire story, practically overpowered. He can beat up anyone he wants.

3. This story is also called "I'll Castrate You, Then You" (completely wrong).

4. No childbirth! The gong is just talking big! He's lying!

5. Please don't break up or reverse the CP pairing, kk, thanks.

Theme: Do everything you can to seize the future you want, and never give up.

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