The Cat Is Saving the World Again Today

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Jiang Ning is a golden shaded cat who, by a twist of fate, turns into a human and sees the future.

The world will be destroyed by a human named Qi Lin. Cities will collapse, and flames will stretch on for thousands of miles. The planet will be just 0.01% away from exploding.

For the sake of dried fish, Jiang Ning decides to save the world.

Plan A: Make Qi Lin fall for him.

Plan B: If that doesn't work, just kill him~

Jiang Ning returns to his cat form and stakes out the neighborhood. After meowing in a squeaky voice for ages, Qi Lin finally takes him home.

Winning a human over is hard work. You have to act sweet and cute, and keep him company. Jiang Ning is so done with it.

One day, while watching a horror movie with Qi Lin, Jiang Ning gets so scared he turns into a human.

Qi Lin suddenly feels a heavier weight in his arms. The fluffy kitten has vanished, replaced by a naked boy with cat ears and a tail sitting on top of him. His skin is pale and soft, and his beautiful face is full of bewilderment.

Qi Lin: "?"

I must still be dreaming. My house cat turned into a person.

But what a slim waist.

The change happens so suddenly that the soft cat ears twitch.

Seeing his plan about to be exposed, Jiang Ning pinches his thigh hard to force out some tears and says pitifully, "I can explain. Actually, I'm..."

Before he can finish, the man chuckles. "Here to repay my kindness?"

Jiang Ning: "That's right, exactly."

Qi Lin: "Are you an adult?"

Jiang Ning: "?"

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After his identity is exposed, Jiang Ning's life doesn't change much. They just kiss, cuddle, and cling to each other a lot more than before, whether he's a cat or a human.

Jiang Ning can't take it anymore and decides to go straight to Plan B.

After trying 98 assassination methods and failing every time, he chooses the 99th, the one with the highest chance of success, on Qi Lin's birthday.

Jiang Ning changes into a black-and-white lace maid outfit, deliberately pulling the fluffy skirt up high to show off his long, pale legs, then sits on Qi Lin.

"Happy birthday, Master." He leans down with a smile, pretending to kiss him, while secretly reaching for the fruit knife hidden under the pillow. "Do you... like your present?"

The next second, his wrist goes numb. By the time he reacts, he's already pinned to the bed, caught red-handed with the knife.

"Like it? How could I not?" Qi Lin chuckles, and while the boy watches with an expressionless face, uses the knife to cut open the flimsy fabric. "But next time you try to kill me, you can wear even less."

Jiang Ning: "..."

This is so annoying! How can one lousy human be so hard to kill!

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☆ Blurb revised 2024.11.28 ☆

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