The Immortal Venerable Went Mad After I Faked My Death: Book Transmigration

★Lazy, stunning beauty bottom x younger top who is sweet on the surface and dark within★

Ji Yunzhao is a notorious slacker in the transmigration bureau.

Even the Supreme God couldn't stand how lazy he was, so it tossed him into a cultivation novel about a destined hero to get him moving.

The good news is that he transmigrated as the destined hero himself, the beloved little fat bird of Immortal Venerable Yan Fulang. He can keep lying around.

The bad news is that if he keeps lazing about, he'll starve to death!

At this point, the male lead Yan Fulang has yet to become the destined hero. He's a nobody in the cultivation world, and Ji Yunzhao's dream of freeloading until the end of his days is shattered.

After careful consideration, Ji Yunzhao decides to invest in the male lead by raising him, then have the male lead look after him in his old age so he can laze around.

By day, Ji Yunzhao wears a secret identity as a teacher, devoting himself to the male lead's education and guiding him with care.

By night, Ji Yunzhao is still that little fat bird, good for nothing but being cute and sitting on the male lead's shoulder to charm him.

Later, to follow the plot and put the male lead on the destined hero's essential path of losing his master and then unlocking his cheat, Ji Yunzhao cruelly fakes his death and abandons his secret identity.

But when he wakes up again at the time he calculated, he finds himself lying in a magnificent, pure-gold birdcage. A golden ring is locked around his ankle, and its slender chain trails beneath layers of red robes.

The white-robed Immortal Venerable toys with the golden chain and bends down slightly, his gaze gloomy.

"Awake? Master, did you think... you could still go anywhere?"

Ji Yunzhao and the System: Aaaaaah!

System: Damn it! He actually locked you up in a little dark room! What an unfilial disciple!

Ji Yunzhao: Great! My investment paid off! I can finally lie flat!

System: ?

Ji Yunzhao: ?

*

Rumor has it the Immortal Venerable keeps a beauty hidden away in a golden house, locking a red-robed beauty in his bedchamber year-round.

The Immortal Venerable dotes on the beauty, indulging him in every way and giving him anything he wants, yet forbids him from taking a single step outside the bedchamber. The beauty can only be a bird in his cage, a pet in his hand.

The rumor is true.

On the day Ji Yunzhao woke, Yan Fulang deliberately tossed the key to the golden cage into a corner and watched coldly as he picked it up.

In an instant, countless outrageous thoughts flashed through Yan Fulang's mind.

But in the next moment, Ji Yunzhao willingly put the key in his hand and said earnestly,

"Remember to put important things away somewhere safe. Don't just leave them lying around."

Yan Fulang: "..."

[Thanks to all the sweethearts who support the official release. Pirated copies will be pursued.]

Reader's Guide

① The bottom is slow to realize his feelings. Before the bottom fakes his death, the top is a little green-tea schemer of a puppy who can put on an act. Afterward, he's a gloomy, insecure, stubborn puppy who crawls around in the dark. He keeps turning dark, only to be interrupted by the bottom every time. In short, they're a couple of silly lovers whose thought processes aren't quite normal.

② Lots of everyday scenes. If you like watching a couple of sweethearts cuddle up together, eating, drinking, and sleeping, enjoy. If you don't like sugary fluff, please give this one a pass. I won't change a thing no matter what anyone says. This is exactly my thing _(:з)∠)_

③ Let's read in harmony. Respect other people's tastes, and don't force yourself either. If it's not to your taste, move on. Maybe we'll meet again in another story.

☆Blurb revised 2023.9.6☆

[Cover art used with permission from artist Shuimo Danqing-Xiao Niba]

Coming Soon ①: "After Cultivating the Heartless Dao, I Was Taken by My Inner Demon"

Rong Heng transmigrates into an old-school Green River novel that has most of its chapters locked.

When he opens his eyes, his disciple is standing guard by the bed, watching him like a hawk. His senior brother, the sect leader, frowns and tries to feed him medicine, while the Demon Venerable shouts that he's coming in to nurse him as he dismantles the sect's protective formation.

Rong Heng: ...

Three love interests. Incredible.

Unwilling to be surrounded by so many handsome men, Rong Heng coldly takes up his natal sword and drives the noisy men out.

Once he's recovered, Rong Heng plans to cultivate the Heartless Dao.

Because he has boundless love for all living things, and because practicing swordsmanship beats dating.

This good fortune of having three love interests can go to someone else.

The more Rong Heng practices, the more like a sword cultivator he becomes. He polishes his sword with premium spirit stones, decorates its scabbard with precious spiritual treasures, and often holds his natal sword while muttering that perhaps he should just live out his days with his sword, the two of them alone.

When nobody's around, he even secretly calls the sword his wife.

One night.

After practicing his swordsmanship, Rong Heng hugs his natal sword as usual, pressing close to it. Suddenly, a dark shadow rises from the blade.

A man who looks exactly like him appears before him, picks him up in his arms, and throws him onto the bed.

"My beloved, you really are heartless. You say you love me, yet you left me inside that sword for so long."

The locked chapters' plot suddenly floods into his mind.

The natal sword he kisses, hugs, and lifts up every day as if it were his wife contains his long-suffering, incurable, ruthless, and obsessive inner demon.

Rong Heng: ???

So he's been confessing his love to his inner demon this whole time?!

Those locked chapters are dangerous!

Give him back his pure, innocent wife sword!

★Sharp-tongued beauty sword cultivator bottom x obsessive, mad-dog inner demon top★

Coming Soon ②: "The Sickly Beauty Goes Viral After Livestreaming a Zombie Slaughter"

Jiang Yu takes a zombie-themed variety show gig to repay a favor.

The show is filmed in a city on an island. As a guest, he has to work with a team to "escape the island" amid a zombie virus outbreak.

Jiang Yu has fair skin and striking looks, with a willowy figure and a waist so slender one hand can encircle it. A famous sickly beauty in the entertainment industry, he is criticized repeatedly before the show even airs.

Going on such an intense survival show, he'll definitely hold everyone back!

But on the day the zombie show is livestreamed, the fake zombies turn into real ones. The entire island city is locked down in an instant, plunging into chaos.

Communications, water, and electricity gradually disappear across the island. The only thing still streaming live footage to everyone is the new-model camera robot following Jiang Yu, thanks to its built-in signal transmitter and extra-long battery life.

Viewers outside the island watch through the robot's camera as:

Jiang Yu draws his long blade, a flash of bright steel, and the heads of the surrounding zombies tumble to the ground.

He dispatches every zombie on an entire street with such ease that it looks like he's cutting watermelons.

The beauty has a slender waist and long legs, with a dashing air and not a speck of dirt on his face. He covers his lips as he coughs lightly, casually flicking the blood from his blade.

The comments fill with messages mixing shock and trembling:

[?]

[Jiang Yu, when did you secretly learn swordsmanship?!]

[Am I seeing things? Not only is there a zombie outbreak, but Jiang Yu is also showing off his sword skills!]

With his blade in hand, Jiang Yu enters a supermarket sheltering survivors, a school surrounded by hordes of zombies, and a hospital teeming with the virus... He rescues one group of people after another.

More and more survivors appear in the abandoned island city.

A tall, handsome man in a black combat uniform also joins Jiang Yu.

One day, inside a temporary safe zone, a camera robot accidentally films the man pinning Jiang Yu in a corner.

"Mr. Jiang, do you have anything to say in your defense about assaulting an officer last night?"

His pale fingers clutch the man's black collar and pull him closer. Jiang Yu lazily raises his eyes. "Officer Qin, are you planning to arrest me? If you don't like sleeping on the floor, then keep yourself in check."

Comments:

[...]

[There's a zombie outbreak and you're still making me watch you flirt?]

[Burp. It's so good.]

★A frail yet incredibly powerful, lazy beauty☆

☆A steady, reliable SWAT captain with overwhelming possessiveness★

Theme: Work hard toward your dreams.