[Western Crossover] Patrick Star, Batman's Favorite Robin

[Inspired by the SpongeBob and Patrick gag] [Comedy] [Just a flash of inspiration. Here's a quick blurb, subject to revision] During a battle with the Omega Titan, Starro the Conqueror of World Phi was torn to pieces. Batman secretly collected some of the fragments and brought Starro back to life. The reborn Starro was a cute, squishy little starfish with the ability to sense other living beings. Batman needed the little starfish's ability, so he kept it in a jar. But when the little starfish spoke for the first time, it didn't sound like an innocent, clueless baby, nor did it speak with the ambitious tone of Super Starro. It seemed to have a strange memory in its head. · "Hi! I'm Patrick Star!" The pink starfish scratching its butt said. "Have you seen SpongeBob? SpongeBob and I promised to go jellyfishing!" Batman: "...?" · The next day, Superman said the sponge he used to wash dishes at home had mutated. "Hi! I'm SpongeBob!" The yellow square wearing a tie said. "Have you seen Patrick Star? Patrick and I promised to go jellyfishing!" Superman: "...?" · After learning that Batman and Superman spent every day fighting evil, SpongeBob and Patrick said: I get it! You're the young Aquaman and Ocean Master! Their most beloved superheroes! Patrick decided he would become Batman's favorite Robin! SpongeBob also decided he would become Superman's favorite sidekick! The Batkids and Jon: Aah! Don't come near us!!! Before you read: 1. The comedy may make you lose your sanity. 2. I can't think of a proper blurb, so it may change at any time. 3. Please admire my bizarre cover. A good friend drew it. Love her! 4. Jarro calls Batman "Daddy," so Patrick will too. Theme: Live an optimistic and cheerful life