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Synopsis:
As the most powerful pollutant in history and the world's judge, Tao Heng has only one goal in life:
Sleep, eat, and read novels.
After years of painstakingly studying human society, this newly emerged pollutant has realized that being a couch potato is the true meaning of life.
True happiness is doing nothing and enjoying the beautiful world.
So he abandoned his mission to attack humanity, hid his identity, and successfully infiltrated human society.
He even completed compulsory education and got into university. Aside from always being expressionless and lacking empathy, he lived peacefully for over a decade.
But trouble always finds a way to come knocking.
During Tao Heng's college entrance exams, those pollutants joined forces and declared that humanity had imprisoned their king, and that they would bring all of human society to its knees.
The Pollutant Alliance made [Devourer] its top target, searching the entire world for him and trying to capture him.
Tao Heng: ?
I wake up and the whole world is looking for me?
Tao Heng hid his secret identity as quickly as possible. As it turned out, education really did change one's fate: those uneducated pollutants were completely wrapped around his finger.
The humans couldn't find a single clue about him, either.
Not even his boyfriend, the human ace known as the Pollutant Bane, who shared his bed.
Time and again, he came close to the truth without ever seeing it.
Tao Heng congratulated himself and guarded his secret identity even more carefully. Unfortunately, one time he "accidentally" ate too much, and black furry balls came tumbling out when he burped.
Pollutants arrived from every direction and found Tao Heng at the ace's house, surfing the internet with a losing record.
Pollutants: Boss, boss, we're here! Hey, why do you smell so much like that guy?
Tao Heng: Just let me explain...!
Pollutants: I get it! To take down the human ace, the boss chose to sacrifice himself!
Tao Heng: That's not it! I didn't!
Pollutants: Everyone saw that, right? We all need to learn from the boss.
Tao Heng: (I want to die.)
Tao Heng decided to fake his death. He could always start over with a new identity. But just as he opened the door, his boyfriend was leaning against the doorframe, his expression unreadable.
"What, you got what you wanted and ran? Don't tell me you're trying to shirk responsibility."
Looking at the crowd of pollutants filling the room, including the B-rank ones the organization had searched so hard for and several A-ranks he'd never met before, the ace smiled faintly.
"Guess how I'm going to punish you, you little liar who never tells the truth?"
As humanity's hope, Gu Wenshi has always been the center of attention.
But those who know him understand that he never shows his emotions. Calm and composed, he is far more terrifying than the pollutants.
His teammates thought no one could ever get close to his heart. Then one day, Gu Wenshi showed up with a young man.
The young man had clear eyes, a gentle temperament, and a lovely face. Whenever he glanced at someone, their heart would inexplicably start to race.
Gu Wenshi openly showed off their relationship. After a mission, he went out of his way to queue at a trendy cake shop. As rain poured down, the man carried bags full of things and handed them to the young man himself.
Everyone was left dumbfounded.
On the day of Gu Wenshi and Tao Heng's wedding, the guests filled the hall. A friend barged in after knocking, only to catch Gu Wenshi pinning Tao Heng against the wall, their temples and cheeks pressed together as he whispered sweet nothings.
Friend: I know you two are in love, but could you at least remember who's outside? The most famous people in the world are all here!
The friend stormed away, grumbling. After the door closed, in the dim room, Gu Wenshi wiped the crumbs from Tao Heng's lips with his thumb.
They were from the pollutant he'd just swallowed.
"Still not full?"
The man's expression was unreadable. He grabbed Tao Heng firmly by the ankle as his fingers crept upward, gently undoing the ribbon around his neck.
"I told you to know when to stop. Why can't you control yourself?"
"So, now that you've done something wrong, have you thought about how you'll make it up to me?"
"Don't worry. Give me everything you have. All you have to do is put this on."
Gu Wenshi took out the gift he'd carefully prepared.
He wanted his little monster to put it on himself, and become his possession.
Gu Wenshi was the real monster.
1. Possessive fox-like top x gluttonous, lazy bottom who goes through phases of being a couch potato.
The bottom is very serious about the things he loves and the things he needs to do, but the rest of the time, he prioritizes slacking off.
2. The two strongest people on earth, locked in an open battle of wits. Also known as [Rivals, Rivals Can't Become Wives].
Click to watch these two big shots put on acts, deceive each other, and play dumb.
3. Both are each other's first love, one-on-one. The bottom thinks like a monster, and the top isn't a good person, either.
Upcoming novel: What Bad Intentions Could a Puppy Have?
Li Ruiqing's memories never stretched beyond ten steps. As an experimental subject, his world had no sunlight and no laughter, only three things within reach:
A bed, paper, and a pen.
So one day, Li Ruiqing made a wish. He wanted to be loved very, very much, to run beneath the sun, and to have so many friends he couldn't count them on both hands.
But the other experimental subjects were afraid of him. Though they had been through similar experiences, they said Li Ruiqing was a monster who didn't deserve love.
They crushed the little flowers Li Ruiqing gave them and treated him with the cruelest words. Li Ruiqing curled up in a ball. Just before the light in his eyes completely faded, people burst in from outside.
They were all tall and burly, carrying cold weapons. A single bullet could end a life, but Li Ruiqing said their eyes were warmer than freshly baked bread.
Without hesitation, Li Ruiqing took the hands they held out to him. He still wanted to be loved, but he knew no one could love a monster.
He hid his fluffy ears, covered the little flower growing on his head with a hat, and tucked away his restless shadow. Li Ruiqing always kept his head down, like a little puppy following close behind Lu Mingxuan wherever he went.
Li Ruiqing: Can I come with you? I'll be good. Please don't leave me home alone.
Li Ruiqing: I'm really not a monster. I'm, I'm very weak.
Li Ruiqing: I'll do my best to help if you need me, I promise!
The little puppy couldn't smile. He tried hard to force one, but in Lu Mingxuan's earpiece, a voice was warning him frantically: the person who'd resolved the SSS-level incident was the seemingly harmless Li Ruiqing right before him.
Oh, there was still blood on the little puppy's face.
But he hadn't noticed.
For the first time, the decisive man hesitated. He offered his hand again, then knelt on one knee to wipe the blood from Li Ruiqing's cheek and teach him how to live like a normal person.
How to learn to love.
Every afternoon, he would bring home a box of cookies. Every night, he would teach Li Ruiqing by hand, his commanding tone tinged with a warmth he struggled to conceal.
Much, much later, the little puppy would no longer wake from nightmares in the middle of the night. Li Ruiqing would have more friends than he could count on both hands. He would save everyone, and they would all love and cherish him.
At the end of his diary, Li Ruiqing wrote:
The thing he regretted least in his life was taking Lu Mingxuan's hand.
It was a presence hotter than the sun.
Lu Mingxuan saved him with love.
And the little puppy, too, would make his way toward the sunshine.
Little extra:
Li Ruiqing decided to be a good little puppy. He wouldn't fuss or make trouble. Even if he happened to pass a dessert shop, he absolutely wouldn't let his gaze linger for more than ten seconds.
But nine seconds was fine.
By the time he got home, Li Ruiqing had already forgotten all about it. But the usually stern man took his hand and told him to close his eyes, then led him to the dining table.
The moment he opened his eyes, it was as if a thousand lights had come on. Candlelight filled the entire room. Lu Mingxuan stood opposite him, singing him an awkward birthday song.
And on the table was the cake Li Ruiqing had been longing for.
1. A story about two people who don't know how to fall in love, learning how to do it. They save each other, one-on-one, both virgins, and each is the other's only one.
2. Everyone loves Xiao Li, more like family love. A beloved-by-all story, no secondary couples, and the supporting characters are all family, too.
3. A warm, slice-of-life story with all kinds of little incidents along the way. The protagonists will take part to varying degrees, and they're the strongest.
Theme: Even if you have great abilities, you must lead by example and never do bad things.
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This article will be finished next month. Everyone is welcome to catch up and witness the ending of Xiao Tao 🤩 🤩! And if you like it, you can read the pre-release of "What Bad Thoughts Does a Puppy Have?" I will open this book in the next volume. It is about a silent gangster attacking an innocent puppy and pretending to be an innocent puppy. It is a story about learning how to love, and a redemption story! "The Lie Game" is a horror romance novel, you can read it if you are interested! Thank you very much for your willingness to read this article. There will be a draw after the completion! Please witness the story of Brother Gu and Xiao Tao!
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Rat rat. I won't be happy anymore. I really won't forgive you. Enough. I really won't be happy anymore.
I received something from Shushu. It's so beautiful!! [Let me be healthy]
I really like this article by Shushu, so I poured my emotions into the words and dedicated them to the people who exist in another world. Tao Heng Gu Wenshi Everyone who loves them Tao Heng, as the leader of the four major pollutants [Swallow], is like many human beings. He is proud of being admitted to college. He was attracted by the ups and downs in the novel. He may not have felt too much about all the twists and turns, but he has admitted that he loves human art, and this is how long romance arose when Xiao Tao himself did not feel it. Therefore, in the end, it was not to occupy the world, but a little fate involved him, and his self made him choose to save the people who exist in the end of the world. Thinking back to the original Xiao Tao, who regarded putting things in ruins as his own criterion. He never thought that he would give the [Prophecy] the definition of [Fate], be satisfied with delicious food, and create the [Most Perfect Ending] should have nothing to do with him. However, he finally made his choice. Gu Wenshi's life changed from the moment he met Tao Heng when he was a child. Children's feelings are pure, and the same goes for little Gu Wenshi and little Tao Heng. As the saying goes, name is the shortest curse. "Gu Wenshi" When Tao Heng said these three words, Gu Wenshi was tethered by those golden eyes. It is not an exaggeration to say that he was hopelessly transformed into a dank male ghost who only loved Tao Heng. From this, among the mottled shadows of the trees, birds flew across the sky. All stories start from the encounter between two little birds. If there is a slight deviation, everything will no longer go as predicted, and will inevitably turn into a piece of dust under the meteorite. Fortunately, when they meet, all this may finally turn into a blur. The blank space in between is also dyed with colorful colors. In my opinion, the main attractions of "God-Level Pollutants Just Want to Die" are the theme of pollutants and the author's portrayal of the characters in the novel. He writes the narrative with a beautiful artistic conception and adds some unexpected settings, such as Gu Wenshi's superpowers, etc. However, these points are nothing more than niche aspects, so this novel has not received much development and extension. The characters in "God-Level Pollutants Just Want to Die" are described inadvertently. Except for the protagonists Tao Heng and Gu Wenshi, most of them are not focused on the description, but it still makes me feel that those characters seem to exist in reality. For example, network Tao Heng's "little friend", who can be seen at the beginning of the article, provides a lot of fun to the characters and the readers who are reading the book. He likes to ridicule and laugh at others, which is his nature, but not completely. He is also like his name. Needless to say, the Internet expert provides Tao Heng with a lot of information, and can even stage a palace fight with the two protagonists, which is one of the highlights of the article. At the same time, there are some traces of speculation in the book. Small bits are smeared in the text. It cannot be said that it is a small foreshadowing left by the author. It should be regarded as a resonance between the reader and the author. As for the big foreshadowing, in the process of reading slowly, the questions in your mind will be answered. "God-Level Pollutants Just Want to Be Ruined" is mixed with virtual reality to build a world that is gradually moving towards beauty (neither idealization nor reality is biased) In summary, this is an article suitable for leisure time and healing the soul. There is not much abuse in it, but it is so beautiful that it makes people cry. Our footsteps will never stop, their stories will continue, and the beauty of the world will be born here. Remain continuation I love this world so much, this new world of spring flowers. Thanks to Shushu for the good things he brings.
May the beauty never disappear in this world!
"It's so big. Can I rely on this school in the future?" "Catch a big bug for the author~ take exam
Is Shu actually still writing extras? [Let me be healthy] So cute, so cute. [Let me be well] Wait until I have time to finish it
It's okay for Xiao Gu to have such deep thoughts when he was a child. He wanted to abduct his wife when he was so young. (Compared with the articles on my bookshelf, your data is really bad (I don't know how I found articles with such bad data at that time)