Becoming the Beloved Fluffy Mascot of the Entire Galaxy

Everyone, come check out my upcoming novel, The God-Tier Contaminant Just Wants to Be a Slacker. Thank you!

Main story blurb:

Poor college student Duan Lanxi takes an extremely dangerous job to earn money.

The fluffy creatures he's supposed to care for are incredibly vicious. One bite and they can swallow a person whole. But once Duan Lanxi steps inside, he realizes...

They're all adorable little cuties!

A proud and elegant little fox, a bunny with horns that keeps bumping into everything, a giant chinchilla that has founded a nation underground...

And a fluffy Samoyed who's fierce but pitifully sweet.

Duan Lanxi's heart melts. He scoops the fluffy creatures with their claws out into his arms and rubs them enthusiastically, squeezing their tails and kissing their ears.

The puppy's ears twitch. The fierce big "wolf" dog turns into an affectionate little cutie, wagging his tail and coming up to him every day. He just won't leave, no matter how many times he's shooed away.

They become like little shadows trailing Duan Lanxi, tilting their heads up to beg for hugs and bringing him their treasured belongings. To win his affection, they tempt him with their huge fluffy tails and expose their softest bellies.

The fluffy creatures: Come on, give us a good sniff!

When Duan Lanxi returns to school, his life changes completely. It turns out that some of the fluffy creatures are actually important figures from across the stars!

A space pirate with bunny ears, a low-key CEO who wags his tail, a cold and aloof crown prince... They fight each other to become Duan Lanxi's roommate.

Overnight, someone everyone looked down on becomes the envy of all.

Terrified, Duan Lanxi packs his things and runs away in the middle of the night. He's telling a friend about their outrageous behavior when he spots a familiar big tail swishing by.

Duan Lanxi: Huh? Isn't that my puppy's tail?

The stern, impressive man everyone else knows approaches, and, emboldened by drink, plants a kiss on Duan Lanxi's cheek.

He sprouts soft ears and murmurs in a husky voice, "Touch them."

Duan Lanxi: So you like me too?

In the end, everyone is astonished to discover that the crown prince, once cold and aloof, now always wears a faint smile.

It's as if someone has possessed him, and he even lets the other person play with his tail.

The crown prince grips Duan Lanxi by the waist and holds him close. "You've been everything to this puppy since the moment we first met."

1. One-on-one, everyone's-favorite story. All the fluffy creatures love the uke, and he's paired with the dog. A sweet romance, guaranteed to make your heart melt!

2. A heartwarming, sweet romance. A proud, cold-looking but clingy puppy seme x a seemingly cold, warm-hearted, gentle, adorable, socially anxious uke. A story about two gentle souls growing close.

---Upcoming novel blurb: The God-Tier Contaminant Just Wants to Be a Slacker---

As the most powerful contaminant in history and the world's judge, Tao Heng has only one goal in life:

Sleep, eat, and read novels.

After years of painstakingly studying human society, this fledgling contaminant has come to understand that being a couch potato is the true meaning of life.

True happiness means doing nothing and enjoying the beautiful world.

So he abandons his mission to attack humanity, hides his identity, and successfully slips into human society.

He completes compulsory education and even gets into college. Apart from always wearing a blank expression and lacking empathy, he's lived an uneventful life for over a decade.

Unfortunately, trouble always finds him.

During Tao Heng's college entrance exams, a group of contaminants join forces and announce that humans have detained their king. They're determined to bring down all of human society.

What's more, the contaminant coalition declares [Devour] its top priority and begins a worldwide search to capture it.

Tao Heng: ?

The whole world is looking for me the moment I wake up?

Tao Heng conceals his secret identity as quickly as he can. It turns out that studying really does change your fate. He leads the uneducated contaminants around in circles, while the humans fail to find a single clue.

Even his lover, humanity's trump card and the self-proclaimed nemesis of contaminants, repeatedly comes close to uncovering the truth without quite getting there.

Tao Heng smugly keeps his secret identity even better hidden. Unfortunately, one time he "accidentally" eats too much, and black fuzzy balls come flying out of his mouth when he burps.

The contaminants converge from all directions and find Tao Heng at the trump card's place, surfing the internet with a losing record.

The contaminants: Boss, boss, we're here! Wait, why do you smell like that person?

Tao Heng: Just let me explain...!

The contaminants: I get it! To take down the human trump card, our boss is willing to sacrifice himself!

Tao Heng: That's not it! I didn't do that!

The contaminants: Everyone saw that, right? We should all follow the boss's example.

Tao Heng: (I want to die.)

Tao Heng decides to fake his death and start over with a new identity. But just as he opens the door, his boyfriend blocks the doorway, his expression unreadable.

"What, you ran away after having your fill? Don't tell me you don't plan to take responsibility."

Looking at the mass of contaminants before him, including B-ranks that the organization had spent ages searching for and several A-ranks he'd never encountered before, the trump card smiles faintly.

"Guess how I'm going to punish you, you little liar who never tells the truth?"

Gu Wenshi has always been the center of attention as humanity's hope.

But those who know him well understand that he shows no emotion and is calm and composed, making him even more terrifying than the contaminants.

His teammates believe no one could ever get close to his heart. But one day, Gu Wenshi shows up in front of them with a young man.

The young man has clear eyes, a gentle temperament, and handsome features. Whenever he glances at someone, he somehow makes their heart race.

Gu Wenshi makes no secret of their relationship. After a mission, he goes out of his way to queue at a trendy cake shop. Rain pours down as the man carries bags and bags of food and personally hands them to the young man.

Everyone is stunned.

On the day of Gu Wenshi and Tao Heng's wedding, the banquet hall is full of guests. A friend barges in without knocking and, unfortunately, catches Gu Wenshi pinning Tao Heng against the wall, whispering tenderly in his ear with words no one can make out.

Friend: I know you two are crazy about each other, but could you at least look at who's outside? The most famous people in the world are all here!

The friend grumbles as he leaves and shuts the door. In the dim room, Gu Wenshi wipes the crumbs from Tao Heng's mouth with his thumb.

They are from the contaminant Tao Heng just swallowed.

"Still hungry?"

The man's eyes are unreadable. He firmly grabs Tao Heng by the ankle, runs his fingers upward, and gently unties the ribbon at his neck.

"I told you to know when to stop. Why can't you control yourself?"

"So, now that you've done something wrong, have you thought about how you'll make it up to me?"

"Don't worry. Give me everything you have, as long as you put this on."

Gu Wenshi takes out a carefully prepared gift.

He wants his little monster to put it on himself and become his possession.

Gu Wenshi is the real monster.

1. Possessive fox seme x greedy, lazy uke who periodically turns into a couch potato.

When it comes to love and the things he needs to do, the uke takes everything very seriously. The rest of the time, his motto is to slack off.

2. Two of the strongest people on the planet, locked in a battle of wits. Also known as: [Enemies, enemies can't become wives]

Click here to watch two powerful figures act, deceive each other, and play dumb.

3. Both are each other's first love. One-on-one. The uke thinks like a monster, and the seme isn't a good person either.

Theme: Find hope in the face of setbacks!