Isn't Cute Enough?

★My next book is “So What If I’m Mute?” It’s a sweet little love story about a mute who becomes even sweeter [peeking out] [poking] Please add it to your library~★

The cutest little cutie bottom x an attacker who looks like a genius but is actually a goofball

Qiu Tian comes from the Cute Planet.

One day, he inexplicably drops down onto Earth.

Walking along the street, he gets hungry and wants a fried starch sausage, but the vendor tells him to pay.

He gives him a cute wink.

The vendor: “...The payment code is over there.”

Qiu Tian has never heard of a payment code.

On the Cute Planet, cuteness is the highest law, and cuteness is the currency everyone uses. Qiu Tian is the cutest person on their planet, and he has absolute immunity.

In other words, he can do whatever he wants.

He tilts his head in confusion. “Isn’t being cute enough?”

Then he gets sent to the hospital. (He never got his grilled sausage!)

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The doctor sits behind his computer, typing away and asking him to describe his symptoms.

Qiu Tian tells the whole story, every last detail (with a few embellishments).

He asks the doctor pitifully, “Do I need a payment code to see a doctor, too?”

The doctor looks up. He’s very handsome, but not gentle at all:

“You do.”

“Can’t I pay with cuteness?”

“No.”

Qiu Tian gets a little mad, cups his face, and unleashes his ultimate move: “Isn’t all this enough?”

“…”

The doctor covers his nose, which nearly started bleeding, and hastily orders a brain CT. He even calls in a psychiatric consultation.

No one believes Qiu Tian is from the Cute Planet.

Until he gets hurt by accident, and his azure-blue blood scatters in the wind.

In the handsome doctor’s eyes, he sees the soul-deep shock of a human being faced with an extraterrestrial creature.

In the end, to keep Qiu Tian from being taken away for research, the handsome doctor brings him home and forbids him from spreading cuteness in front of other people.

Qiu Tian: “But then I won’t have food to eat or clothes to wear.”

“…”

The kind and wealthy Dr. Zhou patiently repeats, “Being cute alone doesn’t work on Earth!” while clearing out an entire shopping mall (including the grilled sausage stand at the entrance). “Is this enough?”

Qiu Tian stares blankly, then nods like a pecking chick.

Who said cuteness wasn’t enough?

Next is the blurb for a book coming soon

A frail but cheerful, born-to-be-top-salesperson social bulldozer bottom x a sharp-tongued, neurotic attacker with paranoid delusions

Tao You was an extrovert as a kid, and grew up to become a top salesperson.

Right before he was about to give a ten-thousand-word speech as a model salesperson, he died, transmigrating into a revenge novel as a scheming, treacherous villain who does every sort of evil and ultimately dies a gruesome death in prison at the male lead’s hands.

When he opens his eyes, he’s just about to secretly alter the male lead’s university application, committing the first crime of his life.

He has no idea the male lead is about to walk in.

Tao You feels completely unbothered, and even a little amused:

How dare they make a top salesperson the villain?

Just watch me turn this situation around in no time with my silver tongue!

He clears his throat, ready to put his skills to use, but when he opens his mouth, no sound comes out.

His mind explodes

Damn, this villain’s been poisoned mute?!

Oh, so what?

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After completing the final act of revenge, Pei Yuxiao is reborn at eighteen.

The first person he has to face is right in front of him.

The slender young man sits at the computer, lips pressed together, far too pale, head lowered and utterly still.

He quietly watches Tao You’s actions.

But then the demon who will be utterly wicked ten years from now suddenly turns fragile. His shoulders tremble, and two lines of tears fall as if by magic.

Crying as he goes, he hurriedly writes a note, plucks a little flower from the potted plant on the desk, and sticks it on with the note.

Pei Yuxiao is dumbfounded. It takes him a long time to gather the courage to approach.

The application to a top university on the screen hasn’t changed at all, while the young man’s handwriting is surprisingly cartoonish:

I’m so moved I’m crying! I can’t believe we’re so in sync, even about what school to apply to. Best bros for life!!

Pei Yuxiao: ...

Best bros? Who?

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But later, Tao You’s strategic detours keep Pei Yuxiao constantly off guard.

After countless times of being on high alert, only to be lured out by Tao You and then, blinded by his charms, buying a pile of T-shirts, hats, juice, and snacks recommended by him, Pei Yuxiao gradually grows numb. He can’t even figure out where to begin taking revenge.

Could Tao You be trying to tempt him into neglecting his studies for fun?

...He’s even harder to deal with after going mute.

Sure enough, Tao You comes back to the dorm with his arm around someone else’s shoulder again.

He’s holding a cup of sickeningly sweet artificial-sweetener milk tea, his cheeks bulging as he drinks. Then he puckers his lips and asks Pei Yuxiao if he wants some.

Pei Yuxiao frowns at his roommate’s hand on Tao You’s shoulder, then looks at Tao You’s puffed-up cheeks.

This is so annoying, but he really wants to suck... take a sip.

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Theme: Always be cute, always be loved