My Days as a Dorm Supervisor in the Boys' Dorm

A computer genius gong with an extreme face obsession x a handsome little dorm supervisor shou with an extreme body obsession

◆ Ongoing novel next door: The Sickly Beauty Can't Be Tamed

Coming soon: The Little Deaf Shou Decides to Lie Flat and Let Himself Be Spoiled. Please add it to your collection~ ◆

[Blurb]

I'm a genius.

Life feels dull.

I want to find some fun,

so I take a part-time job as a dorm supervisor.

Life as a dorm supervisor is carefree: checking rooms, teasing cats, listening to gossip, watering flowers. What a life.

Except for that student with the surname L in Room 507, who acts like a total pain:

He comes back late for no reason on Monday,

forgets his key on Tuesday,

reports a broken pipe on Wednesday,

and I'm off duty Thursday and Friday.

Saturday

He asks me out to dinner and a movie?!

Sigh, another innocent college guy has fallen for my peerless beauty.

I turn him down politely: This isn't appropriate.

Little L persists, showing off his gleaming biceps. "I'm not appropriate?"

Ah... That beautiful body. My heart softens, and I reluctantly agree.

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A statement from the student with the surname L:

A new dorm supervisor showed up at school recently. I haven't seen him before. He's pretty good-looking, but he looks way too young.

Our school has never hired a dorm supervisor under forty since it was founded.

Something's fishy. I looked into him and, sure enough, discovered that he's a student at B University next door!

B University and our school have been at odds for ages. What could he be up to, showing up here like this?

Could he be a spy?

I used a broken pipe as an excuse to talk to him (not because he was good-looking), but he kept his cards close to his chest. I couldn't get a single scrap of information out of him.

So I showed off my muscular arms, built through years of working out, to intimidate him. He really did get scared and agreed to go out with me to negotiate.

The outing was pretty nice. I accidentally forgot to ask whether he was a spy (not because he was good-looking).

No matter. I'll ask again next time.

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Later, our two schools organized an icebreaker event...

[Content warnings]

1. The shou has asthma and isn't in the best of health. Readers wary of a physically weak shou should take note.

2. This is probably a silly, sweet story about a big bad wolf (big dumb dog) x a little white rabbit (little fox).

3. There's no logic, no logic, no logic. Important things need to be said three times!

[Coming Soon Blurb] The Little Deaf Shou Decides to Lie Flat and Let Himself Be Spoiled

A domineering gong who turns a melodramatic angst novel into a Mary Sue-style sweet romance through sheer force of will x a little deaf shou who can't hear, so he acts like nothing happened and takes life one day at a time

Ji Ruan transmigrates into an old-school melodramatic angst novel, becoming the pitiful shou who marries the gong by contract and gets put through eight hundred rounds of physical and emotional abuse.

He checks himself over: hearing-impaired, sickly, and homeless.

Great. Ji Ruan leans back against his hospital bed. He doesn't feel well, so he'll lie down for a while first.

At first, the gong is cold and indifferent. "When our agreement expires in three years, I hope you'll leave quietly."

Ji Ruan switches on his cochlear implant, his eyes weary. "Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you say it again?"

The gong: "...Maybe you should just rest."

Later, the gong's old flame produces a huge stack of documents and fumes, "You think he married you because he loves you? He only married you because you look like me. I'm the only one he loves!"

Ji Ruan feels around, muttering to himself, "Where's my cochlear implant..."

He accidentally falls out of bed, and the hospital monitor's alarm rings through the ward.

The next second, the gong rushes into the room with doctors and bodyguards, picks him up, and snaps, "Didn't I tell you not to get out of bed?!"

Ji Ruan blinks, staring blankly at his lips.

Gu Xiuyi's breath catches, and all his anger vanishes.

He leans down and kisses Ji Ruan's ear, still shaken. "It's okay. Don't be scared. I'll find a way to cure you."

Ji Ruan: What are they even talking about? Is the abuse over? When can I go to sleep?

Before the wedding, Gu Xiuyi thought he'd married a walking disaster.

Only after the wedding did he realize what it meant to have a priceless treasure for a spouse.

[Content warning]

The shou is hearing-impaired. He is deaf in one ear and needs a cochlear implant in the other. His condition can't be cured, but he won't become completely deaf.

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